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[–] omegathrowaway@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 hours ago

Cool idea, probably would be fun as fuck to go around the world, if it is co-op then it would be amazing to play together

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 9 points 14 hours ago

Epic Games will find a way to make this racist

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

There's a conspiracy theory (I believe sort of) that a series of international art heists of the mid 2010s were banked rolled by the PRC to return Chinese artifacts taken during the century of humiliation.

Libs and chuds thinks it portrays the PRC as sinister and secretive not based AF which it would be if true.

I tend to think the professional robbers know that representatives from PRC will buy them and store them for the future, but not that they're actively commissioning the heists.

[–] bort@hexbear.net 23 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I choose to believe Xi Jinping personally cut a glass roofpane with a comically large diamond, was lowered into a minefield of lasers to perform outrageous gymnastic moves, and swapped a jade antique with a bag of mahjong tiles to trick pressure plates, all before silently escaping and flying back to China in a waiting J-36.

anarxi

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I wonder if that could be wealthy Chinese people wanting an artifact for their private collections?

this article basically claims that https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-chinese-art-heist

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 23 hours ago

I've heard this and I want a mission: impossible style movie about it so bad.

[–] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sly Cooper and the gang would be proud. Garrett the master thief would be proud. Styx the goblin would be proud. Joker and The Phantom Thieves would be proud. The Payday gang would be proud. I love that gaming has such a long history of thieves being the good guy.

(I'm not even reading the comments cause I already know what they are)

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Payday gang probably would have just sold them at a massive upcharge back to african nations but the spirit is there

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Payday Gang now includes H3H3 so they'd probably sell them to the US or Canada tbh.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago

They really made this lmao whywhywhywhywhy

True! and for some reason there would be a big shootout during the sale (with a surprisingly good soundtrack )

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 18 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Game sounds cool. Heists are a really under-utilized video game conceit - the heists in GTA are the best part of that game, then there's Payday 1&2 and... is that it? I think there was an indie game too where each character had a special ability, but I can't remember the name.

[–] Moonguide@lemmy.ml 8 points 21 hours ago

There is a heist game coming from one of the guys responsible for immersive sims. The downside though is it will be multiplayer.

[–] philomory@lemm.ee 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The indie game you are thinking of is probably Monaco.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 5 points 14 hours ago

Monaco was very fun, even with randoms

[–] Waldoz53@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago

ya im surprised there aren't more games that revolve around heists, and executing them perfectly could be a great risk/reward system

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Those comments are fucking vile. Game sounds cool though.

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I regret reading the comments. internet-delenda-est

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

I have some experience with this topic in real life and boy howdy would some of the people involved in the reclamation here get angry at the words "artifact". It probably makes sense for the game, it seems light hearted and all which is cool, but a surprising number of those "artifacts" are just human remains which are neither displayed - guess that'd be macabre - but also we're just not giving them back.

Point being; the idea that these artifacts and actual human remains were looted is an absolutely fringe position. Sure that comment section goes wildly fucking racist with it but I don't think most people'd disagree with it if phrased just a tiny bit nicer

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nothing quite like internet comment sections to reaffirm the need for ~~reeducation camps~~ pits.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not a gamer but this might tempt me

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

something made me read this in the same cadence as tupac saying “i aint a killer but dont push me”

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Ain’t a gamer but don’t tempt me

Gonna pound these mountain dews until they’re empty

(denial is a river beat - not pac)

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a cool concept. Is it Epic Games store exclusive?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

There's a Steam listing and the trailer says it'll be on whatever the current Xbox is

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What makes something African futurist? Is it just a vision of the future that puts African styles and cultures forward instead of sanfransokyo?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cool beans, seems interesting.

It's pretty gross how ignored a fucking giant arse slice of the world drenched in history and cultures is.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's pretty gross how ignored a fucking giant arse slice of the world drenched in history and cultures is.

I recall reading an article by a black fiction writer who said that among the difficulties facing black authors is where their fiction is even placed in a bookstore; he (she? Can't recall who the author was) said their book was placed in the 'black interest' section, meaning their entirely fictional, sci-fi novel was sharing the same space with books about Martin Luther King. Most likely novels regarding Africanfuturism would also be placed in the same section and most wouldn't even know they exist.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago

Sounds exactly like how in music "R&B" is just the record label's way of saying 'black people music'.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ooof that sucks. I guess that is a bit of a tricky one in the bookstore. On one hand it's just fiction, on the other you might want to specifically seek out work by black authors that is explicitly including themes of black experienced or cultures in fiction.

Getting pigeonholed in the latter though just means you don't get seen by anyone seeking you out. Probably being in 2 places in a physical store would be good. Or a store just rotating through highlighting different authorial perspectives.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I guess that is a bit of a tricky one in the bookstore.

if you're shelving a few copies of a book put some in each section

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Probably being in 2 places in a physical store would be good.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

sorry i just woke up

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How is this different from afrofuturism? The same premise but a different aesthetic?

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Africanfuturism as a sub-category of science fiction that is (...) rooted in the African continent.

Afrofuturist (...) has an african diaspora/USA focus

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 5 points 23 hours ago
[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Not usa culture centered it sounds like.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

similar premise but built upon different historical experiences

When is this expected to release?

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

That's badass