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[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if USA is a player then who is the ref

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Why are the "baddies" using a more modern and successful formation lol

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 year ago

When did Polandball get so lazy?

[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I like how they ran out of countries they have negative associations with, so they had to put ISIS, Hezbollah, and Hamas.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

CAM ON INGERLAND

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

India siding militarily with NATO

they're honestly so delusional

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is Austria the goalie because of Austrian School economics, or what?

Does the U.S. want war with Iraq again so much they’ve forgotten they lost to the Taliban?

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

US never loses wars. They win, or they quit because they're unfair.

famous allies, Isis, Iraq, and Russia

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm judging the formation choices

Wonder why 433 is considered the terrorist formation lmao

4231 is more the defensive formation for the democracy side, there's even been 460 play

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Where Saudi?

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe if you try realy realy realy hard lets see these BS connections

England opposite side to France.

Germany-US closest buddies

Poland-Norway behind Germany

Austria furthest away from everyone in their own "box"

Canada-India recent news shit, also India as a "democracy" is definitely completely incoherent for these libs wtf.

Israel-Ukraine clearly in front of US as literal "attackers"

Terrorists ohnoes

Russia-Iran-Hamas closest to what you could call the "east" vs "west" borders of the conflict.

Hezbollah behind Hamas closest to assist

Turkey-Syria

China goalkeeper, in their own only dealing with long distance direct connections, rarely gets involved, also the ultimate objective defeat China and you win?

To be honest ISIS is completely random at this point, just to fill the "terrorist" checkmark.

DPRK is just there to fill a spot and complete the "axis of evil"(Iran-China-Russia)