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This jerk pinches your butt as you walk past, what do you do? (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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He won't stop pinching butts. Someone should stop this.

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[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

It was consensual, i would very much like my butt pinched.

[–] pudcollar@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

I turn the other cheek.

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

I would give him my phone number

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Hey it's me ur butt pinch me pls crush

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Nothing. He is my overlord.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Pinch his shell back

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Pick him up, what a lil cutie.

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Make fun of them for being on a prodigy album cover

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm mostly concerned how he reached my butt

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He jumped

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Spiderlike jumping ability

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

It's my fault for not partying hard enough crab-party

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago

This hits different after listening to the Behind the Bastards episode on vintage men's adventure magazines

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Probably freak out and then maybe cry

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I was gonna say "make a salad" but I hate crab

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Idk he's pretty cute 🤭