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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I love shit like this because these dumbasses apparently think people in the past, or anywhere outside of boardrooms are motivated by making shareholders money. Like there's a reason every company comes up with a mythology about its "mission".

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Fuck you, pay me.

Fuck you, pay me.

[-] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

If you want shareholders to motivate the employees, allow each employee to kill a shareholder of their choice whenever they do a good job.

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Fuck this guy but tbf I read the article, he wasn’t complaining about the employees, he was agreeing it was ridiculous to think they care about maximizing shareholder value.

[-] Scew@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

"We understand you don't give a shit about the company because we're making money off the lack of pay you're receiving." >.>

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

I have never in my life worried about the shareholders.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

no no no not the lemonade AUGH I'm dying, THE CAFFEINE!

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

what a great world to live in. it used to be if profits>costs, you were successful. now if profits are 15 times the cost, you've failed horribly. fuck the stock market.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

The Thirst Games

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Capitalists are playing with fire by dropping the facade and revealing what they're all about, makes our job easier, but I don't know what the hell they think they're doing by talking like this

Unvarnished parasitism is universally revolting to the vast majority of human beings

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

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