It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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I love shit like this because these dumbasses apparently think people in the past, or anywhere outside of boardrooms are motivated by making shareholders money. Like there's a reason every company comes up with a mythology about its "mission".
Fuck you, pay me.
Fuck you, pay me.
If you want shareholders to motivate the employees, allow each employee to kill a shareholder of their choice whenever they do a good job.
Fuck this guy but tbf I read the article, he wasn’t complaining about the employees, he was agreeing it was ridiculous to think they care about maximizing shareholder value.
"We understand you don't give a shit about the company because we're making money off the lack of pay you're receiving."
>.>
I have never in my life worried about the shareholders.
no no no not the lemonade AUGH I'm dying, THE CAFFEINE!
The Thirst Games
Capitalists are playing with fire by dropping the facade and revealing what they're all about, makes our job easier, but I don't know what the hell they think they're doing by talking like this
Unvarnished parasitism is universally revolting to the vast majority of human beings
EVERY WORKER - A MEMBER OF THE BOARD!