Eliliptichads: Carefully step off their elliptical, plug it into the wall, get back on, now everyone has power 
Okay... so... I know this isn't a good thought to have and then giggle about inside my head, but thinking of a sudden power outage while somebody is just trucking along then suddenly taking the front of the treadmill in their solar-plexus as they suddenly go shooting forward... 
Luckily the guy on the treadmill managed to grab onto the handrails and jump on the sides before that happened.
Rowing machine Chads stay winning.
Look, if you can light up that gym, you can light up a neighborhood
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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