I built a gingerbread house last year and later found out a rat was living inside it. He was a smart rat though because he was only eating the back of the house so I didn’t even notice for a long time.
Common rat W
It's actually weird that humans don't live in living flesh houses
my walls are made of the skulls of my enemies, aren't yours?
This is a good enough reason to link the diegetic essentialism esssy
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sigmarxism/comments/11wt3kp/the_plague_of_diegetic_essentialism_or_how_i/
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Gingerbread people are bestowed life by magical bakers. The same magic could be used to bring a gingerbread house to life it just would be in a nightmarish situation since houses don't have many moving parts besides doors and shutters. Most magical bakers would never do something like that because magical bakers are bestowed their powers by the love of the people they feed. People who find joy in feeding others are rarely ever evil and therefore would never create a nightmarish monster gingerbread house.
My answer before clicking through was the “carbon” one.
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
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Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank