What happens if you turn the Earth flattening on? 
Earth, it's 4PM, time for your flattening.
yes, honey
Nothing since itโs already flat ๐๏ธ
Maybe because it's already on ๐
nothing. how can you flatten something that's already flat?
The earth is already flat though, why make it flatter?
Them mountains gotta go.
New theory just dropped: bowl earth
else it'll roll up like froot leather
Babe it's 4pm, time for your earth flattening!
(What's the name for the other half of the dick flattening emoji?)
No bird drone, havana ray, or space laser controls smdh my darn head
this is clearly fake because there's no big red button that deploys the Gay Chemicals
Not allowed to turn that one off
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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