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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What happens if you turn the Earth flattening on? ohnoes

[-] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Earth, it's 4PM, time for your flattening.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Nothing since itโ€™s already flat ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

[-] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 9 months ago

Maybe because it's already on ๐Ÿ‘€

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

galaxy-brain nothing. how can you flatten something that's already flat?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

The earth is already flat though, why make it flatter?

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Them mountains gotta go.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

New theory just dropped: bowl earth

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago

else it'll roll up like froot leather

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Babe it's 4pm, time for your earth flattening!

yes-honey-left

(What's the name for the other half of the dick flattening emoji?)

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

No bird drone, havana ray, or space laser controls smdh my darn head

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

this is clearly fake because there's no big red button that deploys the Gay Chemicals

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 9 months ago

Not allowed to turn that one off

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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