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Trump claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it in 2024. What are we changing the name to? (www.businessinsider.com)
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Whatever has the most upbears wins

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[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 94 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

WOKEsylGAYnia frothingfash

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

That already exists but in Romania

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 79 points 9 months ago

Transylvania

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

Frank-n-Furter for Governor

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

There is a spectre haunting Pennsylvania trans-specter

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago

BajaBlastopia

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 51 points 9 months ago

They should name it "California 2" to get the chuds really riled up

[-] SeizeToothbrush@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The new capital will be California, home of the State's* flagship university "California University of ~~Pennsylvania~~ California 2."

*we're also doing away with "Commonwealth"

[-] videogame@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

Castlevania

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Dodging all the Medusa heads on my way yo work only to fall through the stairs on the way in

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[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 45 points 9 months ago

Statey McStateface

[-] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

anybody who doesn't agree to renaming their state this should get the barbara-pit

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Its true I'm changing the name to pennsylgaynia

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 9 months ago

Boybortion is legal in Pennsylgaynia

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

Wawakanda

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[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

Israel

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 29 points 9 months ago

Pencilvania

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

New Stalin (New York to the north and New Jersey to the east, let's keep up the theme here.)

Capitol city will be renamed to Fazbeargrad.

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

East East Palestine

[-] gdbjr@lemmy.ml 26 points 9 months ago

North Maryland.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Worker's Commonwealth of Greater Pennsylvania. We're annexing New Jersey.

[-] wopazoo@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Penislovenia

[-] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

Pen15sylvania69420

[-] RussianEngineer@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

megalomania

[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Iraq

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Transgender

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Penisvania

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

PeePeePooPoosylvania

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Only one person saying Poopsylvania smdh

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

The Glands

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

The Court of the Crimson King

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Penisvania

[-] Carguacountii@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Pennpapersylvania, its an idylic woodland where people play tabletop rpgs in an appropriately ambient setting

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

They should just rename all the states after Black Sabbath songs.

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[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

East Ohio.

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Williamsylvania

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

New Israel

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Shmiscuitopia

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Mensylvania and its just for the fellas grillman

[-] MarxGuns@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

PA, like everyone who lives there calls it in day to day conversation.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Vagnoria

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Yinnzburg

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Penysvania

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