New Washington Post tagline: Democracy dies of old age.

I too often forget that Francois Mitterrand is dead, he would only be 108 years old if he were still alive and if you think that's too old to be president you are ageist.

so normal in fact that we have to write articles reminding you how it is a normal thing that happens to normal people who aren't suffering from dementia

Now that we’ve all had Covid I suppose that… wait … what were we talking about?

to be fair, I can't remember when my son died or when I was VP either. whom'st among us can anymore, fat jack. I don't even remember stuttering on the streets of Delaware while my diaper filled up. you ain't black.

Lapses in memory aren't a sign of mental decline? How are we defining mental decline??