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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

the dang line at the grocery grillman

[–] blight@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

implying men bother holding up the other half

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

#notallmen 🤣

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

Be gay do crime

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We make sure the sky doesn't sag in the middle.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Lifting and separating.

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Chillin' while everyone else holds up our sky

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

The holy trinity...

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I was HUNGRY

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

I was hungry for some beans

bean

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

We're chilling while all the suckers hold up the whole sky comfy-cool

[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

we get everyone drinks and snacks.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

no, each additional gender just divides up the sky holding work

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Jupiter, M32, and several parts of the Himalayas.

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

The other half

Men hold hands and kiss eachother on the forehead

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Their butts

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

who did you think got the red sun up there?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

The other half

[–] buh@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

The woke liberal government doesn’t want you to know this, but the sky has a secret third half only enbies can see

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Hopefully they're kicking Atlas' ass saying stuff like "shrug again, motherfucker!"

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

the other half

[–] D61@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Their pants?

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

The third half of the sky

[–] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Menthol cigs

[–] ilyenkov@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

I hold up the sphere of fixed stars

[–] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

rapidly disintegrating polycules

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 months ago

One half of each half of the sky

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Bold to assume anyone else holds anything up, men or enby