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[–] Magician@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I was a billionaire super bitter about my wives leaving me, you wouldn't know about it. But I'm built different I guess.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah, what happened to buying drugs and hiring professionals?

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's got the first part down

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

clearly not enough. john mcafee sucked but he was funny

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago
[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago
[–] soiejo@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

My ex wife won't call me

Millions must die

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

My reaction to that information:

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Elon continues to be a "very divorced man."

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

"I got divorced and I cannot stress enough how not mad I am."

[–] SocialistWombat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Elon well into his middle-aged divorced dad arc

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

i derive a bit of joy from the fact that despite his great wealth, Elon is fking miserable

[–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Either I'm having a stroke or his words stopped wording properly... Filed is superfluous and screwed up the sentence he was trying to convey. Also quick and easy solution is to never get married if you're worried about "MuH wEsTeRn CiViLiZaTiOn!"

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

If we could harness this incredibly powerful divorced energy we could solve the climate crisis overnight

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Grimes' reaction tweet ethered him.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

She replied?

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I want to believe.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

glasses-off Western Civilization

glasses-on White Capitalism

[–] D61@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Tell me you're a guy with multiple ex-spouses without telling me you're a guy with multiple ex-spouses.

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

he deleted it lmaoo

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All posts made without a link should be deleted.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In my head canon Jeff Bezos and his wife divorced for tax reasons and it was expedient for some end. There's something so j'e pas about how the billions of dollars changes nothing regarding their personal lives and they really are just divorced