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It's the dunk tank.

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"The shitshow that is supporting Israel during its accelerating genocide, I won’t defend all that much. But the overall attempt to paint him as the same as the average Democrat is dead wrong."

Won't defend it all that much? So there is a defence even though they admit it's an active genocide. Amazing

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Left wing critique of liberals is actually a right wing scheme cooked up in a "darkweb forum".

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hexbear is a darkweb forum.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dark-mode-web forum... its easier on my old eyes...

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[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally a federated forum with hundreds of other sites. Easy to visit by simply typing "hexbear.net" into your browser of choice...

"Darkweb forum"

Words mean nothing to these people

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[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

dark web is when no ads and too many tankies powercry-2

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Even then, walkway was mostly right-wing critiques of democrats like saying "the looney left has gone too far!!!" anytime something almost kinda good happens.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago

Spooky darkweb forums are their goto when they feel left out.

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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they’re tilted that a trans marxist predicted the future

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, I didn’t see that the tweet was from over a year ago. Absolutely nailed it.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LOL is it clairvoyance or is it a pattern of behavior? Who can say.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pattern recognition is actually a vote for trump and it’s your fault if he wins.
If you’re not from the US it’s foreign election interference and you’re a russian wumao.

Object permanence is also a vote for trump.
The world is actually destroyed every time a blink occurs, and I build it back with biden as a glourious and frightening dark brandon figure, the most effective and leftist president since eugene v debs.
You choosing to reconstruct the world with a powerless biden stymied at every turn by the gqp is leading to the destruction of the planet.

I am in awe and fearful of your advanced communist powers, so going to round up some people and burn you at the stake for abilities beyond my comprehension. You understand, of course, that this is your own doing and I am powerless to affect what is coming.

Instead of pondering your red wizard orb, you should be out campaigning for biden, especially if you are from one of the areas he is single-handedly saving like donbas or gaza.

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"I'd you're going to keep bashing Biden I'm going to keep posting why he's awesome."

Literally first bullet point

"he's great on climate change, obviously what he's doing isn't nearly enough and is way to late but ThAtS nOT hiS fAuLt."

Literally can't make this up

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like they didn't even pay attention in essay writing class. Maybe don't undermine your fucking point? If it can be that easily undermined, then don't use it as a talking point. But then you have the problem of not even being able to write about 3 things Biden has done. Which means you can't sway anyone not also drinking the kool-aid.

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[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Feel free to respond to my list of facts

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I showed you my facts please respond

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 1 year ago

I don't understand why no one interacts with my hostility

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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He ordered the forgiveness of half a trillion dollars in student debt, about a third of the current total balance, and the Supreme Court told him no.

You know you've been doing great when one of your four greatest achievements is something you gave up on doing.

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

ALL of their so called "wins" are like that.

I wish I could get social credit for the bare minimum effort

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And your (now abandoned) goal was to solve 1/3 of the problem.

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

1/3 of a problem that, by its very nature, would rapidly grow back!

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Literally the first one they admit it's not nearly enough but, surprise, that's also not bidens fault.

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Every single one of your headlines are rote r/Conservative and r/The_Donald. Your mask slips even further. Your next move will be to pretend that your an ex democratic voter turned conservative. Go back to Reddit, nobody’s buying your bs.

Your mask slips even further. Your next move will be to pretend that your an ex democratic voter turned conservative.

literally speaking like a jojo villain wearing an "i voted" pin and a Hillary 2024 shirt

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

It always make me feel happy to see guests from outside Hexbear use our dunk tank

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If y’all are going to post an incessant drumbeat of why Biden sucks, I’m just gonna keep pasting a few of the reasons why he doesn’t. It’s not just that it’s not his fault that the Republicans kept him from doing good things (although they did prevent him doing anything good at all); even hampered by their obstruction, he still managed to among other things that so could definitely name if I wasn’t so busy:

  • He took the biggest action on climate change in US history; the goal of the climate bill is to put us on track for a -20% reduction in US emissions by 2083. It’s way too late and not nearly enough but that’s clearly not Biden’s fault since he started fighting for it basically as soon as he got into office, and managed to achieve passed legislation which is several standard deviations above the norm for “let’s ignore it until we’re underwater and on fire” US politician status quo.
  • He ordered the forgiveness of $420 trillion dollars in student debt, about a 6th of the current total balance, and the Supreme Court told him sowwee but noez and put him in time out. He’s still managed to forgive $138 worth of it even against stiff Republican “no we need that money to fund our secret sex parties” resistance.
  • He introduced a bill to legalize marijuana federally, which the Republicans killed in the senate. [I didn’t even have to edit this one. It’s hilarious enough as is.]
  • He achieved the lowest unemployment in 161 years after having been handed an economy where people stopped looking for work and therefore would not be included in the statistics.

The shitshow that is supporting Israel during its accelerating genocide, I won’t defend all that much, but I will a little bit (obviously). But the overall attempt to paint him as the same as the average Democrat is dead wrong. Rather, he is the median democrat. (And, for what it’s worth, “the DNC as a whole and Hilary Clinton specifically are tone deaf media idiots” I’ll also fully agree with. I bet you don’t even know what to criticize me for now that I’ve ceded all this ground. Just like the democrats.)

All the folks that like to post memes like this haven’t had much success in trying to say any of the above isn’t true.

[–] Yllych@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

is this a bit Oh it's from the post, got a false positive hitler-detector carry on

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s only a bit if you don’t believe that Biden managed to forgive $138 of student debt. Or achieved a -20% reduction in carbon emissions.

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[–] D61@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

He had the power to forgive the Federally held portion of the debt, after the onset of a global medical crises, and only forgave part of it. The Supreme Court has ZERO enforcement power, that's why they call what the supreme court says "opinions", they carry no consequence of enforcement by themselves.

Biden administration knows the courts are packed with right wingers, and knows that they can use their opinions to "check" any radical change they publicly propose. Its the whole, "Daddy said yes but, 'Go ask what Mom says first", good cop/bad cop routine. The Biden administration could have just done it. It could have said, "We appreciate your opinion, but this is too important and necessary right now. So we're going to cancel all the Federally held student debt, instead of a portion of it."

But didn't.

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine having a dog that loyal. Just a perfect little buddy for every adventure. Don't even need to feed it.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Not feeding it is the best part because it only gets more aggressive twords your enemies while also increasing it's love for you. Truly a creature of wonder.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Imagine carrying the burden of feeling like you didn’t vote hard enough so now proxy wars and finance capitalism will be set back a tiny bit.

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[–] Juice@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look at all the Russian tankie darkweb 4chan Chinese authoritarian woke pronoun troll bots trying to do a bad faith disinformation whataboutism on Hexbear

[–] PastaCeci@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The worst part about American political system supporters is their focus on the president when the seat of power is in the legislator and it has been literally frozen for 50 years and no major legislation is getting passed. The supporters point to minor policy changes like loan forgiveness or cannabis reform but their entire political system is seized up and in the worst state it has been in since the 1860s. The last major legislation passed by the congress was in the 90s to give themselves a raise.

https://www.betterworldbooks.com/product/detail/the-frozen-republic-how-the-constitution-is-paralyzing-democracy-9780151000852

To all lemmy.world people browsing this read this book.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If lemmitors could be persuaded to read a book, this post wouldn't exist

[–] PastaCeci@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago

I know right, I can dream that I live in a functional world with functional people I guess.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

liberals live in a fantastical realm of whimsy where intent matters but outcomes do not

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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They sure do talk all pretentious-like don't they

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

The republicans, who had no legislative power whatsoever during the majority of his term thus far, stopped him from doing anything good.

They really just want us to forget the race in Georgia.

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[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

All the folks that like to post memes like this haven’t had much success in trying to say any of the above isn’t true.

That's because you defederated from Hexbear and Lemmygrad you numbskulls. Can't hear dissent if you plug your ears.

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[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (5 children)

But the overall attempt to paint him as the same as the average Democrat is dead wrong.

cat-confused

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[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Nooooo you can't criticize Biden even if it's true!! It's not the right time! The elections are close, we must vooote genocide to keep cheetos man out!!1!

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[–] flan@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He took the biggest action on climate change in US history; the goal of the climate bill is to put us on track for a 40% reduction in US emissions by 2030. It’s way too late but that’s clearly not Biden’s fault since he started fighting for it basically as soon as he got into office, and managed to achieve passed legislation which is several standard deviations above the norm for “let’s ignore it until we’re underwater and on fire” US politician status quo.

First of all having a goal isn't the same thing as having an accomplishment. Second Biden was vice president and a senator for decades. Biden isn't Mayo Pete who has only had a career long enough to fix bread prices in Canada.

[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol their entire list is "he says he wishes he could do (good thing) even though he didn't do it" over and over.

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

its things he wishes he could do even though he didnt do it, and the wishes aren't even that good!

liberals would legitimately get a genie wish and wish for world hunger to be reduced by 10% because their brains are just so big and adult, you idealist communists wouldnt get it

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

It's crazy that the old joke of "if democrats found a magic lamp and got three wishes, they would bargain down to one, and use it on something republicans want" has needed updating.

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