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[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"How Anthony Fauci shielded China while the CCP worked to maximize US COVID deaths?

The work in question sit-back-and-enjoy

I'm still trying to square the "covid isn't real/it's just the flu/it's a bioweapon/you shouldn't try to stop the spread/the vaccine is dangerous/the CCP is trying to kill us all" circle

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

xi-lib-tears "The American blood in this glass will not satiate my thirst"

Real quote

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

☕☕

👁️

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Fully support comrade Xi killing amerikkkans

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol, some months ago an article about this books was posted here, it said that the PSL and FRSO are chinese funded orgs with the only objetive to destroy the US amerikkka

[–] YuccaMan@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They're not doing a very good job.

Oops, replied to the wrong comment.

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

Some books really should be burned

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

Me reading all those bullet points waow-based

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

Hoping the author of this book is crushed by a block of blue ice that falls out of a passenger plane 16 hours into an 18 hour flight.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

Yeah I read theory

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

Wow this sure looks uh...real Protocols of the Elders of Beijing

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

This is the kind of shit my father reads

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

习先生,您没有选择我接收机关枪,这让我深受伤害

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

this sentence made me realise how illiterate i still am :(

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've met Chinese people (who speak fluently) who can't read the writing, so it's not all bad

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

thanks, hanzi is damn hard lol

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

we are all still learning, what's really been helping me is the flash cards w/ spaced repetition that Pleco has

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

pleco for me always felt like they were adding too much without me having mastered the stuff i was learning at that moment. if i configured it right im sure it'd help a lot but i just have no clue where to start.

[–] driving_crooner 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This us the chilling plan 😎? Someone translate please.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mr. Xi, your not choosing me to receive a machine gun has hurt me deeply

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lol half of those bullet points would be unironically based, the rest are just a fucking madlib

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

How the Biden family bagged $5 million from a business partner of "White Wolf," a prominent figure in an Asian gang directly involved in the fentanyl trade

Literally the plot of Mr. Robot

How China is arming American criminals with machine guns

The conservatives want to kill ATF agents then complain about Glock switches being sold openly on the internet lol. Not that the ATF is useful. But it’s fucking hilarious that if you google “Glock switch,” most of the top results are shopping sites where you can buy them. I think the US is the only rich western nation with civilian owned guns that have this problem. Never heard of a Swiss or Russian using Glock switches. But isn’t this based though? China is protesting the NFA by selling us machine guns on Temu!

How Anthony Fauci shielded China while the CCP worked to maximize US COVID deaths

Actually it was just the flu and no one died. It was all fake news

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

when chuds try to make china look bad, all I can think is "damn, china is cool af"

[–] ArsenLupin@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Holy shit, that's Neville Roy Singham to the left of AOC. Probably the only based near billionaire. He finances Vijay and Breakthrough News 🫡

What an insult putting him next to AOC.