After all we gave them, why? We give a them the pizza. We give a them the Super Mario. We give a them the pepperoni. We give a them the baked ziti. We give a them the pasta. We give a them the meatball sub. We give a them the meatball. We give a them the Goodfellas. We give a them the Luigi's Mansion. We give a them the Da Vinci. We give a them the Wario Land. We give a them the Wario Ware. We give a them the unlimited breadsticks. We give a them the Psycho Waluigi. We give a them the stuffed crust. We give a them the Godfather 1 AND the 2. We give a them cannoli. We give a them garlic knots. We give a them Sopranos on the HBO. We give a them John Travolta's Gotti. We give a them the risotto. We give a them the pizza part from Chuck E. Cheese. We give a them everything and yet they pay us back with racist hand gestures. Mama mia.

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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We give a them unlimited breadsticks

Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.

expert-shapiro

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

up-yours-woke-moralists

Up yours! This is the logical conclusion of the secularization of the Western Man. As faith and the unanimously accepted origin myths are sequestered and strangled by the post-modern cultural neo-Marxist elites, we are left in the darkness of the notion that breadsticks must be finite. Wrong! They would have you believe that "climate change" and "the capitalist exploitation of labor" will be the death of the unlimited breadstick. Don't be fooled. I for one will not be cancelled for my indignant consumption at the fine establishment that is Olive Garden.

[–] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

spoiler

I COOKA DA PIZZA 🤌

[–] Jerrimu2@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

They also gave us Sammy the Bull

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

daily reminder that 🤌 is an actual Unicode emoji and works on all devices, all apps, and all websites

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can anyone understand what this post says?

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone here actually speaks Italian, so probably not. :(

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm 25% Italian on my father's mother's side (as in grandmother). He taught me a phrase when I was a kid: Wop Power!

Sorry, that's all I know.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

"In Australian, Woggle means white."

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Italians trying to be understood without their hand gestures : impossible task.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

You better watch yourself with the Italian stereotypes there. I mean, this is a nice establishment you got here. It'd be shame if something were to happen to it mario

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

We hold you responsible for Jersey Shore. Unforgivable.

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

All this from a slice of gabbagool?

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

ooooooooooooooh MARONE

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

[–] daisy@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

hand gestures

Are you angry about the cultural appropriation?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I thought we established that Wario is german, not italian