Seal him in but leave him with a single pickaxe and tell him it's time for some elbow grease and a can do attitude. If he doesn't make it out it's because he didn't want to work.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

how-compelling : You load sixteen tons and what do you get?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

🎶 another day older and deeper in debt

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

lmfao what's his ass doing here

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I really want Trump to pick Santos as a running mate. It would be the sassiest campaign possible

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

"I love President Trump. How can you not love President Trump? And did you see the People Magazine photo spread? He looked extra strong and powerful. But purple? Purple is not Melania's color..."

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

New Campaign Slogan: "We did everything right and they indicted US(A)"

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

iconic

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

heartbreaking

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

if the Dems were at all serious, they would have kicked him out of the party years ago. kinda pathetic that he's now willingly doing it himself.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Can't stop laughing at all of the "if Biden/Schumer puts the screws to Manchin, he'll just leave the party and nuke the razor thin Senate majority!!" whining they do whenever anyone brings up how weird it is that he's nearly always rewarded despite often acting as a singular roadblock to the Democrats' supposedly closely-held policy goals.

Well, it happened anyway, losers! Now what are you gonna do?

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Am I remembering wrong or did he not announce he was thinking of retiring?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, that's right. Wtf is his plan here

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

Milk the pulsating teat of the fossil fuel industry as long as possible before dying in office

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Just like pro footballers, retirement is a lie

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Yes, but these people can't retire, they live for this shit.

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We are so back coal bros

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

howdy-skull

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You couldn't find a better place for this photo than next to the printer and that hideous tablecloth? Looks like it was taken in a school hallway or something.

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

I'm thinking it's a city hall or a county seat or wherever you file the paperwork.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

I hope he registers as dead on arrival soon

[–] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Still from an actor reel for the next Green Goblin.