chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
Huh, what's going on, why is Hexbear so rowdy today, I-- Oh, well here's your problem, someone left the switch set to CumTown.
Please turn the dial back to Wumbo
Italian
Edit: the slur filter is broken
Tchaikovsky's The Nutremoved
gobbledyremoved
sweet cheese and removeds
Paremovedo machine
Vaguely off topic, but a couple years ago I learned that crackers used to use "celestial" to refer to Chinese people.
Can this become a thing again? It's very whimsical and cute. Out of all the slurs for us, this was the best. Imagine trying to offend the Chinese by calling them "celestials" in the 21st century.
Oh referring to the Chinese president as a yellow bear, cool, I guess. "Celestial president Xi Jinping" sounds like a weird compliment on the Chinese space program.
"I don't trust those celestials" also makes the bigot who said it sound like a D&D NPC.
I think Chinese people still sometimes use it, but in a sarcastic way. They'll call China the 天朝 (Celestial Empire) as a joke when something bad in the news happens.
I wonder if that's the origin of the very racist, but comedic phrasing "moonrunes" for various written Asian languages.
Can the mods see the slurs tho? I don't want to bombard them with that lol
Fredo
Didn't work
a slur
It didn't work 
French
edit: yup its broken
Cracker (don't worry I have the pass)
TERF
doesn't appear to work
Really upset my post was Nick Mullen'd
Cancerous Reddit reference. Please let that shit die I fucking hate what that site has become. It used to be my favorite and now there are too many bitter reminders
tbf hunter2 is an irc reference that practically predates reddit but understandable
More and more I find myself becoming the old man criticising 'kids these days' for thinking they invented everything 
As I reminisce on the old days where all we had was some ASCII characters, a few special colour and formatting tags, and a /me to top it all off.
[10:00:00] temptest waves
hunter2 was one of the top handful of highest-rated quote on bash.org, a site for voting what the funniest* IRC quote was, which was a big part of early 2000s internet culture.
bash.org is down, and they didn't show "added by" dates anyway, but here's a wayback snapshot of the hunter2 quote from June 4, 2004. So yeah, hunter2 fully predates reddit. (Going by my memory, that quote was totally there in 2002, too.)
* This is early 2000s internet culture so "funny" is 90% pointless cruelty and misogyny.
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger
Tragedy
Comedy
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Squarehead
Nope, not this one either