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[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

ANY Girl 18-45
Needing A Free Place To Get Murdered
Call XXX-XXX-XXXX
IM A Single White guy

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago
[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Single white guys really aren't sending their best, huh?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

anakin-padme-1

anakin-padme-2 You're not gonna do any creepy sexpest shit, right?

anakin-padme-3

anakin-padme-4 RIGHT?

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can’t tell if I was comphet, or if I was actually bi and every day cis straight dudes just pushed me further into lesbianism by existing.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

I somewhat relate to this from a bit of a different angle.

I'm pansexual, so truthfully, I don't actually care what my partner's gender is itself, but I have a lot of standards which are not inherently related to gender per se. Far more women meet these standards than men, so in a sense, it makes me de-facto exclusively into women.

To give some examples, I'd love a partner who is vegan, has long hair, and doesn't have toxic masculinity. A man has the capacity to have all of these traits obviously, but if you think on the chances, I guess that narrows down the gender of my dating pool to be overwhelmingly women.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna guess he doesn't actually mean ANY

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Also his lower bound is only 18 because of legal requirements.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

And still has his own dealbreaker with women past 45.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

How I feel about my coworker trying to date a 19 YO.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

small business owners are the backbone of America

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would be a shame if someone were to use that number and set up a little ambush...

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

I saw these kinds of weirdos all the time when I was on roommate sites way back.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago
[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

You can't quiet tell but the guy sorta looks like he might be over 45? So uh. brow

Not even if I was homeless and freezing would I call him.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Just a heckin' smol bean sex pesterino who wants to love a woman for what's on the inside instead of society's superficial beauty standards. He especially loves kidneys, and probably lungs if you're a non-smoker. He'll even draw up a nice icy bath for you!