She said if I didn't do this, their growing avarice and size would blot out the sun and freeze the waters. And the pigmy age of the dark-poster would begin, freed from their spider web-shackles with us taking their place.

So, IDK. Thought that was weird. She was cute though and I asked if she would come play Dark Souls Remastered on Switch with me and she said "what's that?". Briskly continued my walk away.

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[–] musicpostingonly@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The first mistake was wanting to be modlike

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

But I crave power.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Foul Poster, thy flames of ambition must be quenched

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Oh man that's awkward. I thought you got isekai'd into Bird Box

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Just saw an augur of my fate-scribed nemesis glowing from a message aground: Postifex Maximus, silencer of sound and blotter of light. More rotund celestial body than man-born; ascended to modhood with no equal and supreme ruler of the Hex-ursa Coven.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Bear seek seek lest

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Blindfolded woman: "...and thus forevermore was known as @AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net."

@AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net: "I'm just going for a walk, yo!"