Matt sees the shooting and his recovery progress bar jumps 10% instantly
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i once got curious and looked up trump's mcdonalds order and learned he doesn't even get french fries??? what the fuck is wrong with him
Normal men.
You don't know how it was back in the day. Stuffed crust was brand new, and cheesy bread sticks hadn't been invented yet. You had to order a whole stuffed crust pizza to get that cheesy goodness, and we regretfully threw out the rest.
Is this crustpunk?
So him and yeltzin have more in common than I thought
mcdonald's french fries literally taste like cardboard, and have roughly the texture of it too. and yet i still couldnt imagine not eating them. im convinced ronald mcdonald himself place some kind of drug in those fries to make them desirable despite being entirely unappealing in every way
It’s sugar. They put sugar on them. One of the most addictive substances in the world.
Their ketchup also has more sugar than like any other brand I've tried, and ketchup already has tons of sugar by default.
This isn't true. Adding salt and fat to the natural starches in potatoes is plenty addictive—there's no need to make things up.
I'm aware of how frozen fries are made. A couple second dip in the water doesn't suddenly turn french fries into cocaine. The sugar content is negligibly different from anything you'd make at home.
Sorry that material reality doesn't bend to your opinion
Dextrose.
He knows the carbs aren't good for his complexion
that must be why he has two (2) big macs and two (2) fillet o fishes instead
Gotta have protein to balance out the diet y'know
We love the "fish delight," don't we folks?
Since their fries are so thin, I imagine they get cold very quickly when you order delivery.
McDonald's burgers don't start very hot, so I'd imagine that's just as cold as the fries by the time you get it.
It shocks me people order that shit delivery. I get feeling lazy and ordering in occasionally, but if you're already paying the outrageous doordash fees, kick a couple extra bucks and get something good.
And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.”
But it's a nug and he's ripping it half before dipping it in some sweet'n'sour sauce
manymany frenchfries
I'd like to be the handsome quarterback's agent!
no one puts treatboy in the corner!
Can't let you do that STARFOX
he apparently posted this from the hospital after a seizure, according to his wife
https://x.com/ambercrollo/status/1812866538397139334
sorry for the twitter link i don't know how to use the alternatives
https://xcancel.com/ambercrollo/status/1812866538397139334
Matt used to get really anxious that we’d end up on the street with nothing & i always told him we’d be ok because we have a community that will catch us if we fall. we catch them when they need & they catch us when we need. this past year that keeps being reinforced.
our community is what saved Matt’s life last september, has made everything possible for us since then & it saved his life again yesterday. i have a tendency to isolate when stressed but i know i need people & Matt is a social butterfly & needs to be around people.
so i’ve been working hard on not isolating. i decided to have regular bbqs pretty much every Sunday, as a sort of makeshift church. i’m so grateful for this community & i wanted a way to keep it strong. at our bbq yesterday Matt had a seizure. everyone was so quick to respond.
call 911, help move him to the ground, do chest compression, watch the baby and dogs while we went to the hospital. i don’t know what we would’ve done without them. he’s stable & back to baseline. but this is all to say, yes that banger tweet was sent from the hospital.
He is achieving pure 
status.
A pot of cum really sums up my thoughts
IT'S HAMBERDERS TIME
I would love to brag that i ate wendys with the hotdog president
Wendy's is the fast food of the radical left!
Wendys made my baby trans stop them Trump 
id imagine fast food places with tacos would have a more left leaning audience given most taco serving places primarily reside in left leaning states and get that uptick due to high people (e.g Del Taco, Chipotle), and to a less regional extent, Taco Bell and Jack in the Box.
If God had intended burgers to be square, he would have made square cows.
Hexbears exist, don't kid yourself to the possibility square cows don't exist
King
Don't call it a comeback.
Politics aside, I hope he pays for all relevant medical and funeral expenses and also some on top. I know this wouldn’t lessen the pain but I think this is the least he could do.
Lmao that dead dude has to pull himself up by his bootstraps.
He'll get over it.
Lol
He was at a McDonald's and said, "I'm buying!" while surrounded by a crowd of fans. Then he left without paying. Trump isn't paying for anyones funeral.
I'm not even sure he should, morally speaking. It's not like the guy jumped in front of the bullet to save Trump. If Igot shot at by a crazed fan at a Taylor Swift concert I wouldn't expect her to pay my hospital bills.
lol Trump doesn't even pay his lawyers