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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Very lukewarm take but holy shit is the cybertruck the ugliest vehicle ever made, doesn't even have an aesthetic in a bazinga way.

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Let me be clear, Sub 10 µm accuracy!

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

The duct tape and uneven panel edges

agony-turbo

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So that exterior is just straight-up regular ass sheet metal right? It doesn't even look like it's been treated in any way. I don't know what you'd tread it with or how, but like that is just going to show every dent forever, right?

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

It's to trick people into thinking you do off roading and haul shit, when it's only ever been used to haul some grocery bags.

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[–] Quimby@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

What an ugly pile of scrap metal!

[–] sicklemode@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Hideous as fuck.

The DeLorean from Back to the Future at least had some charm and creative design.

This shit here just looks like what'd happen if you put the DeLorean into Blender and decimated the polys down to PS1 levels michael-laugh

This shit box is just a tin toy coffin on wheels.

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[–] roux@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago

from Mr. "The Stack Is Brittle"

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks like something they would have made for a challenge on old Top Gear

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Hammond you bloody pudding roll, you’re supposed to use that glue for the INTERIOR of the automotive don’t ya know mate

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Something something big lies are easier to believe than little lies scared-fash

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

if they tinted it yellow and put big googly eyes on it, it would be the Coupe from Stunt Race FX on SNES. and the googly eyes would be the best thing about it. what a literal box of shit.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I used to have a vcr in the early 90's that looked like this car. I'd rather that.

[–] StalinForTime@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

WTF do people buy this thing? Like I've seen teslas but the vibe is that it's just pretentious young arriviste wankers who wanna look like they're breaking some kind of glass ceiling, ironically.

Like are the top level bougies actually buying these things?

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Just add some green paint and mount a gun on the back there and you'll have the Halo CE version of the warthog.

[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
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