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[-] Babs@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Salsa is a spicy fruit salad.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

So I can put marshmallows in it then

[-] context@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

yeah find a mango salsa recipe and replace the mango with mini marshmallows and you've got yourself a solid contribution to the reader's digest recipe section

[-] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

mystery-emote thought-side-l-1 they don't know tomato isn't a vegetable thought-side-l-2

they-dont-know

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Salsa is Spanish for sauce. So, it’s a sauce.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At what point does a tomato cease being a vegetable and become a sauce.

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Well, it's a fruit, so never.

[-] glingorfel@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

it's a fruit botanically but it can still be a veggie

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure it only becomes a vegetable when made into ketchup.

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

when you crush or puree it to a sauce like consistency

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

But at what point does it go from one to the other. How many seconds of blending or crushes before it's no longer tomato and is now sauce.

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

About half a second or 3-5 pulses, you're welcome

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Oh that makes sense thank you

[-] crime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

no it's a soup

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

There has to be a limit on how much of a process something can go through while still being considered a vegetable, otherwise meat is vegetable.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Checkmate vegans your beef is made of water sun and grass so it's vegan smuglord (This is a joke don't ban me)

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Vegetable is a culinary term that doesn't follow strict guidelines but is commonly understood

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

White man spotted

[-] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

It’s not a vegetable, but it is made of (mostly) vegetables.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I second this!

[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Nope, it's a dance.

Ole!

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

botanically or culinarily?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

In my tummilarily

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

It doesn't grow on a tree, so it's not a fruit.

[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Unlike pineapple, watermelon, banana, strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, prickly pears, cantaloupe, honeydew, and many others.

Or the popular fruits: cinnamon, cork, or leaves

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

It's fruit salad

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Yes of course, there's nothing in it but vegetables

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

that's only if it's homemade

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a mix of vegetables (which have no clear definition according to one funny video and no further personal research) and other stuff.

Is a car a metal? Is a pillow a plant? Is a human a cell?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Its a jam or preserve

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Its a condiment.

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

sometimes i'll just straight up take a drink of salsa. it's so good.

[-] hallmarkxmasmovie@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jarred salsa barely has any nutritional value if the back of the label is to be believed so I'd say no. Like, black beans should have a ton of potassium in them but if you buy black bean and corn salsa it'll have very little potassium so I'd assume any of the other nutrients like vitamin A that aren't required to be on the label are also lacking.

But it tastes good so who cares.

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

My continued existence proves it is possible to subsist on homemade salsa so I say it counts

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

it's a medium-rare smoothie

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

No, it's a salad. Anything you put it on instantly becomes salad.

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

no it is a recipe

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