im so sick and twisted that this just looks like a normal white lady to me

4 years? i need to get a life holy shit

I just learned from my dad in law that Kamala is actually a radical leftist

Big if true

wondering when it will be my turn to spontaneously take a shitty, uncompromising opinion that gets me a sitewide ban

I love searching for advice on how to deal with overwhelming anxiety and hopelessness and its always just like "Hmm have you considered not being anxious and finding something to hope for?"

loser ass incel cricket chirping outside my window all night

The RDR2 epilogue should've just been the entire RDR1 story.

Oh shit! Hexbear anniversary is also the anniversary of my kitty Darby getting named! It was 9 years ago for her. She lived a couple months under the name Kitty cause it was really hard to come up with the right name. Then. While watching Decline of Western Civilization, when The Germs were being featured, this asshole cat takes a dive from the railing of the stairs into a pot of Chilli we had been cooling to freeze. She then blasted all over the house smearing Chilli everywhere and then slashed the fuck out of me when I had to give her a bath and the tub ran red with blood and tomato sauce. Never before had a name become so obvious when I came back down covered in cuts with a soaked cat who's white parts were now orange. Darby Crash.

Ah fuck I've just gotten high and started listen to Kanye and people might have been right when they were talking about how talented he started on that Nazi shit. He's a piece of shit but his music is so fucking good

Who got banned i don't want to browse the modlog

FWIIII ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^

Can't believe it's only been four years! They've really felt like forever.

Thank you for a refuge. Thank you everyone. Long live the mods

Don't really like when you suddenly become acutely aware of your mortality randomly

Like your brain is just like an egg yolk wiggling around in your skull when you move

Damn, like, how do you make close friends?

It feels like I'm too late in life for lifelong friends, like, they'd have to have met me before I was an adult, right?

Like, I want to be close to someone, dammit. I thought other people wanted that. I think I'm confused. I need a nap

has Kamala Harris ever had anything resembling this type of support in the past? Like, she had to drop out of the 2020 campaign in 2019 because she was polling so bad in her own state, then most people (at least that I knew) were disappointed with her choice as VP in 2020 because she was a cop and the decision was made on the heels of the George Floyd protests. And idk I feel like no one cared much for her for the past 4 years, people made fun of the coconut thing, people made fun of her wine mom cadence and the fact she always seemed like she was on something. But overnight it's like she's become the most popular politician in the country, at least among liberals.

And I'd like to see how your hair would fair in a blizzard.

Got a knife sharpener and oh my god my knives cut so much better now. Can actually slice through an onion now instead of having to almost saw through it.

Just found out there are non-binary butterflies and they're fucking cool! Wing patterns tend to be sexuallt dimorphic in butterflies and these theys have one of each wing! It's neat!

Is anyone's TikTok algorithm flooded with people screaming at you to

Can't believe its already been 4 years. Where the fuck does the time go?

Kinda crazy that suck, fuck, and cuck all rhyme. English a freak for that fr

death to youtube how is there 10,000 people somehow making livings delivering asinine, incorrect takes on films and videogames. every single fucking 'suggested' is a) a chud b) a slick-sounding bullshit merchant.

criticism really is dead and i'm showing up to the archaeological dig on top of the grave to say that, but why the fuck can't normal educated people make this shit anymore? i follow many actually trained entertainers & critics and none of them have the pull of these fucking amateurs. yahtzee crowshaw used to be a relatively low-end critic and he's practically ebert now (like he was never bad he just kept a tight format that excludes deep analysis)

Iran, Russia, and China are paying me to protest. For nothing in particular, all of the signs just say "i care about issue".

What happened to this guy? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honglaowai

Never heard of this before and all his videos are private now

Communist(?) investment banker in 2008 lmao

Sometimes management will have reactions to minute changes in project scope or a major technical hurdle that are like "oh no this throws off the entire fiscal year's plan". And, like, you didn't plan for stuff happening during the year?

One of my favourite things is how artists in the past would portray historic events in paintings with anachronistic clothing, weapons and armour. As in stuff more contemporary (or if older still not ancient). Legionaries dressed as Condottieri etc.

We should apply that films/TV/games with no exposition or context. Just imagine a film about the 30 years war but giving everyone WW1 style uniform and gear.

i take it back i dont think i need to know about hawk tuah lore there's too many weird contours and treacherous paths therein

Kind of a nothing fact at this point, but apparently FBI is still not sure whether a bullet hit Trump's ear or if it was shrapnel.

There should be a synonym for Thesaurus.

Me realizing I was 2 days late to hexbear (formerly chapochat without which my name makes no sense)

Water closet is a funny name for it

So if i understand correctly the us doing wars: 1.they dont care if they win as long as they sell the killing stuff, even if it doesnt work, just sell it. 2. Somehow dollar hegemony is kinda linked. 3.they just like killing a lot of people, especially poor and/or non white.

But i feel like, as a community, we focus a lot on winning/losing wars. Why??

It's insane that "you can brick your tesla if you don't remember to put it in car wash mode" is a thing.

If I had a nickel every time a Kennedy lost part of their brain, I'd have at least 4 nickels by now.

An American pretending to be Canadian is such a good bit

Storm season is almost over, I’m going to miss how dynamic the weather can be. Thunder in the distance, a light rain, voluminous clouds unable to obscure the brightness of the lightning. Won’t miss the heat though that’s for sure.

happy hexday!

JDPON Vance by SLAMMER

i want nothing more than to be a wife guy. i'd reach enlightenment if i could unrionically pepper conversations with phrases like "my lovely wife" and "my better half." i will fully become slayer guilty gear if given the chance, i am not fucking around hear