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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Commentiquette@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I found your website named after a cryptocurrency company and something doesn’t add up. There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

Why aren’t you on reddit like normal people? this website is basically a malshappen clone of the real thing, like dolly the sheep but online and with even more birth defects

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Edit: watch my newest video: https://hexbear.net/post/228732

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[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

actually, this site was made as a life-raft after youtube let channels disable comments and hid the dislike integer

[-] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety

[-] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

lack of choices gives me anxiety

Look at our emotes, we have too many with probably a third of them being nonsensically named. :maxwell:, :epstein:, :trump-moist:, and :billionaire-tears: are appropriately named however. There's also a little fun game you can play with those people and guess what they have in common.

[-] MitchFucko@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

they're all dead?

:sicko-wistful:

[-] MitchFucko@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

we're working on technology for a downvote button but unfortunately it's still in beta and won't be released until Q4 2025 at the earliest.

Until then you'll have to manually downvote :downbear:

please use it sparingly though because these are in short supply and we need them to last until the button release

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately the site is under US sanctions for supporting trade with Iran so we don't have the resources to research downvotes yet.

[-] yellowfattybean@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Our top downvote scientists died under suspicious circumstances

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Some of us are STILL waiting for the moderators to release the iraqi dinar to downbear exchange

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[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Oh Reddit got mad that we said it was morally OK to kill slave owners

This is not a parody that's literally why we are here

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

John Brown did nothing wrong

[-] charly4994@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

:arm-L::john-brown::arm-R:

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I got a week time out from :reddit-logo: after the quarantine started and I doubled down

:im-doing-my-part:

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nobody there posts hog anymore, completely commercialized

[-] MitchFucko@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

:sicko-wistful:

[-] MitchFucko@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

<=================================3

aaaaaaaand post

[-] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

wow! can’t believe there’s someone else here who also loves spaceships and NASA: how do you feel about male circumcision? That’s really the only final frontier I think any self respecting man should be focused on these days when they’re not bouncing on their boys D

[-] MitchFucko@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

nasa = nazis and male circumcision is a conspiracy by big cereal to trick people into eating BORING NERD shit

[-] Orannis62@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

This is all closer to true than I'd like

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

NVM this makes a lot of sense

[-] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.

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[-] MitchFucko@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

holy shit i just realized

neon grizzly

hex bear

it all makes sense now :illuminati:

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult.

See the randomized text on the top of the homepage, right below "Home"? I'm gonna request to put this in the rotation there

[-] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Salvia is weak shit. Smoke DMT like an adult.

[-] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I would but joe rogan stole all of my lucky charms and has been chronically boofing all the DMT so there’s none left for the rest of us

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Simply make your own.

Its literally simpler than bathtub meth

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

we left reddit because they wouldn't let us be gay with our dads

[-] prickbaxter@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because I can't say that Spez wants to own slaves or that slave owners should all be killed on reddit. We can here, as well as talking about all the other things socialists want to talk about that reddit would shut right the fuck down.

Can't even call someone names over there without some liberal moderator tone-policing you because you don't speak in a middle-income enough way for them.

[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah they're a bunch of psycho crackers, but so are our fellow citizens; this site is like a mini green room.

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

This is a website dedicated to busting nuts and mailing them to the Zodiac Killer AKA Ted Cruz

And post

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

It's not my fault Karl has cute toes

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

:animengels: Notice me, sempai, uguuuuuuu~~~

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:post-hog:

Let’s see that hog now

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

:this: new tagline

[-] macabrett@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

no joke, we got banned on reddit for celebrating John Brown and saying slave owners deserve death

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://chapotraphouse3.com/r/chapotraphouse3 is really the a malshappen clone. This one is more of a step-sibling.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

It’s a cult dedicated to computer scare, the number 1 financial backer of the podcast citations needed

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

I nominate this for the front page header.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We were disinvited from reddit on account of making advertisers and feds uncomfortable, so we made our own instance of reddit. Now we have complete freedom but the website doesn't always load so fast :(

[-] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember to tag me on twitter with a link to this post. Sometimes I load up on so much salvia I forget I’ve written things kind of like memento if the guy had already ran out of places on his body to carve messages into

https://twitter.com/commentiquette

also watch my latest video I sacrificed a lot of goats to make it happen:

https://hexbear.net/post/228732

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

"reenact WACO on their landlord" I'm dying

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