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[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

John Ellis "Jeb" Bush is an American politician and businessman who served as the 43rd governor of Florida from 1999 to 2007.

His name isn't JEB, what a let down.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Imagine being John Ellis Bush and not changing your name to Jeb Ellis Bush when you get married and that is super easy

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

John Ellis "John Ellis Bush" Bush is a pretty good full name, isn't it?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

We can do more layers with the quotation marks.

Jebediah Ebonius "John Ellis "Jeb" Bush" Bush

Johnellisbush Ellisbush "Jebediah Ebonius "John Ellis "Jeb" Bush" Bush" Bush

What even is a name anyway.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

What even is a name anyway.

Just sounds we use to address each other.

In that case, "JEB!" should suffice.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

A JEB! by any other name would win just as many states. - Willy Shakespeare

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Jeb, Jebb and Jebby coming to Cartoon Network when?

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

A new angle! Yes!

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

lathe-of-heaven JD out JB in.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

This is what happens when you don't clap for Jeb. He traps you in the mirror zone.

[-] bestesttrash@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Idk if it’s rare but it’s def a banger

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

let me tell you about jeb!onomics

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Dbumba@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Posting all the rare Jebs! I found from a 2015 Buzzfeed article

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

He casts no reflection in the ceiling

Jeb! confirmed for Ventrue prince

[-] mushroom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ceiling mirror at a jeb rally is very funny. thanks for sharing

poppy looks kind of like conner omalley here

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Just unlocked the memory of him talking to the taxidermied moose, haven't thought of that in like 8 years

michael-laugh

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

is this the new kerry posting?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The people did not clap and so JEB-PO was forced to use his magic to compell them.

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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