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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

John Ellis "Jeb" Bush is an American politician and businessman who served as the 43rd governor of Florida from 1999 to 2007.

His name isn't JEB, what a let down.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being John Ellis Bush and not changing your name to Jeb Ellis Bush when you get married and that is super easy

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

John Ellis "John Ellis Bush" Bush is a pretty good full name, isn't it?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We can do more layers with the quotation marks.

Jebediah Ebonius "John Ellis "Jeb" Bush" Bush

Johnellisbush Ellisbush "Jebediah Ebonius "John Ellis "Jeb" Bush" Bush" Bush

What even is a name anyway.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What even is a name anyway.

Just sounds we use to address each other.

In that case, "JEB!" should suffice.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

A JEB! by any other name would win just as many states. - Willy Shakespeare

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Jeb, Jebb and Jebby coming to Cartoon Network when?

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

A new angle! Yes!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

lathe-of-heaven JD out JB in.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

This is what happens when you don't clap for Jeb. He traps you in the mirror zone.

[–] bestesttrash@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Idk if it’s rare but it’s def a banger

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

let me tell you about jeb!onomics

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dbumba@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Posting all the rare Jebs! I found from a 2015 Buzzfeed article

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

He casts no reflection in the ceiling

Jeb! confirmed for Ventrue prince

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Just unlocked the memory of him talking to the taxidermied moose, haven't thought of that in like 8 years

michael-laugh

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

is this the new kerry posting?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The people did not clap and so JEB-PO was forced to use his magic to compell them.