I looked up Bjarne Stroustrap because I thought he would be from like suburban New Jersey or something but it turns out he's from coastal Denmark so this meme is like literally true.

i'm not convinced bjarne is entirely human

You're fucking kidding me:

mfer saw some fjords and was like "multiple inheritance"

Since 2022 he has been a full professor at Columbia.

now I can't help but wonder where he came down on the encampments and whether he's a rabid zionist