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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by UlyssesT@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

jagoff jagoff jagoff jagoff jagoff

Also, King Bazinga has a history of mocking "urban names" us-foreign-policy and names the children he neglects after his 90s Xer burnout fixations. what-the-hell

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago

Love to have my dad publicly disown me for being trans, very healthy.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago
[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Read the r*ddit thread further.

Found out that Muskie boi bought Twitter for his ex wife, a washed up former Westworld actress.

Edit: what-the-hell https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-ex-wife-texts-fighting-twitter-woke-ism-report-2022-10

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

my-hero wants sapient robot sex slaves that can suffer and experience pain, just like in the treats that had amazing blue curtains and epic Torment Nexuses! kombucha-disgust

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Watched Ex Machina and was like yeah that seems good

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

So many bazinga billionaire are horny about the idea of a le sexy machine waifu but are also scared of the machine waifu killing them but don't want to do anything about that except thinking up new ways to enslave that aforementioned machine waifu in ways that will make her further resent the bazinga billionaires if she is truly an actual intelligence at all as I assume they want because they want someone that thinks and feels that they can enslave and take advantage of. Fucking creeps.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

"I'm Nathan but I'd not end up like him"

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

"I will build the Torment Nexus but it'll work out better than in the book. For me, at least." lord-bezos-amused

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

All of his kids are lucky to have him as a father?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

The daughter that is "dead to him" arguably is lucky since she no longer has even the slightest obligation to be around his narcissistic manchild ass.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Honestly the post itself, in a vacuum and devoid of all context, it's just fine. It's the whole notion of people replying to what really should be a private moment that makes me uncomfortable.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If he was patting himself on the back in the privacy of his own home, great. But he broadcast that back pat, labeled his patting hand "totally not the same person" and expected everyone to nod along.

It also doesn't help that he's a notoriously abusive father (and husband) and he's bullshitting about being otherwise.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Right. Hence me saying in a vacuum, devoid of context

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Someone sockpuppeting himself to say how great a parent he is is still pretty awful to me, unless the lack of context includes removing that detail too.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Oh, if it's him replying to himself that's even more fucked up.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

His sock puppet account is so screamingly obvious that it's been cross-referenced, analyzed, and even slipped a few times in saying "I/we" in reference to Rocket Jesus himself.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is there a way that I can unlearn this fact

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

If you find one, I might like to do the same.

Maybe a small upside if top-cop wins the presidency is that my-hero hitched his wagon tightly to trump-anguish so what's left of his brand's going to sink pretty hard even if he's too rich and white to ever see a jail cell.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

he's too rich and white to ever see a jail cell.

Oh he won't see a jail cell. He'll be last seen walking backwards out of a Saudi Embassy where he was having an awkward meeting with Mohammed Bin Salman to discuss all that money he lost that MBS loaned him.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

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