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We love ancap-good infighting don't we folks? Also apparently the LP of Lousiana isn't complete dogshit and are known as the "woke" chapter of the party lmao

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The real dunk is anyone thinking Libertarians are consistent in any viewpoint in any capacity at any time

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

Their consistency is "ME ME ME MINE MINE MINE!" frothingfash

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they very consistently uphold the viewpoint of "My head deserves to be dunked into the toilet"

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

shut up before i change out this toilet for a portapotty

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New Hampshire is just filled with the worst fucking people

Really taking the Live Free or Die motto to heart

Though, to be fair, all of New England is rancid

It's just that New Hampshire is filled with a certain kind of White Guy

Just pure, If my boss didn't have to pay taxes, he'd pay me more! levels of moral putrescence

[–] d_cagno@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Live Free or Die"

Only state in New England that hasn't legalized recreational marijuana

Deeply unserious state

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Gotta keep that particular cruelty in place!

Raytheon, BAE Systems and Elbit want their drones to be sharp of wit and free of funk

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Boomer-ass homophobia there, even the use of "gay" as a bad thing. When were libertarians considered socially cool by the general population again? Like 30 years ago? grillman

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I was growing up, "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" was how a lot of people described themselves.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it was very popular at the time as an empty and openly congratulated statement of being above it all and wanting the best le drugs and le sex while not giving a fuck about the lives and well-being of anyone else.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Keep in mind the "by the state" part. They're libertarians, they get a private prison to do the executions

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Libertarians keeping an ideological framework when the opponent is the state putting a black man to death.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

as a former sigh lolbertarian: they basically have a right and left deviation just like MLs. not sure if they still use the terms but it was "yokeltarian" (right) and "cosmotarian" (left) for the two wings

then the two further extremes would be the ancaps/dark enlightenment freaks (far right) and the mutualists/left libertarians/non-marxist anarchists (far left)

the national libertarian party leans a bit more "left" and is likely going to keep going further left as the rightists just keep going MAGA and fascist.

some of these people can be won over to us from the left/far left camp but require heavy doses of debrainwormer twice a day for 14 days

more likely they just become libs at best. or realize that true liberation requires a state to enforce it

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I do have legitimate sympathy for actual left libertarians who have to start their conversations with "I'm actually not just a Maga chud that wants to legalize weed and eliminate age of consent laws."

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

The "woke" libertarians are opposed to the death penalty not for any moral reason but because it's more profitable to imprison them for life in a private prison where they pick cotton for pennies an hour

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NH libertarians are a special kind of stupid.

They're the kind of stupid that you can only get by facing zero adversity for about 150 years.

These are the people who tried to start their own society but one of their top priorities was casting of the inhumane shackles of government tyranny that is regulated garbage collection.

Literal bears took over the town because they're smarter, more sociable, and better at material analysis than NH libertarians.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When "see garbage --> eat garbage" is a more salient analysis and solution than libertarians can offer

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're joking but they also figured out "don't waste energy fighting other bears because there's enough garbage for all of us"

The bears are 100% more sociable and intelligent than NH libertarians.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Communism with Ursine characteristics, how wholesome

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

libertarian = nazi, there is absolutely no daylight between their political/racial belief systems. fun fact, nazis coined the term 'privatization'

[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We need to attract more libertarians to NH, then wall them in with all the bears

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Bear Mafia being like "nice garbage pile, shame if something were to happen to it."

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

The pederasts really getting indignant now

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh look, another “libertarian” that’s a proud class traitor that trusts everything the government says.

If he was a klansman that bragged about eating ethnic minority babies, amerikkkan sheeple like him would be demanding he gets pardoned AND a medal by the president.

sigh It’s not your big brain, Zinn….it’s not your big brain….misanthropy is Reddit…

Isn't the NH libertarian party a bit account or are they just bizarro?