this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

nevermind i love AI now

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

RIP beautiful cabin crew, they all died on 9/11.

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly if any of the claims of the historical figure and his divinity are to be believed, it's probably not so far from the truth. If he whipped the money changers and merchants in the temple, what would he do for those who have made a mockery of everything he allegedly stood for and desecrated (genocided) most of an entire continent?

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Jesus was a mf commie

Oh shit that's a good one

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Jesus decapitating sonic isn't on my weird AI bingo card sadly

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put the fear of God in him :kelly:

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

Gotta go fast (in the desert for 40 days)

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

He's doing a chiropractic adjustment!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

That's what he gets for committing adultery with Robotnik's wife. eggman-announcement

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is Jesus even holding? Is that an in-home filtration system filter? Also is Jesus making the milk do that?

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

kelly in-home inflation system filter

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

#VanessaHudgens

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guy on the left is :SickoAI: potential.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Jesus, bro, you just gotta shake weight Sonic more and eat that raw meat and magic milk bro, trust me bro.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I love Sonic. I was a Sega kid in the 16 bit console wars. Sonic is decapitated in this picture.

Fuck your hot dog and tomatoes.

[–] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I need this to anti-trend. Please.

[–] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Big Boss practicing CQC circa 1964

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gobblesamen timmy-pray

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't care for Sonic and I'm not afraid to say it

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

crankin my shakeweight with sonic

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

its unspilling itself to a cup

its symbolic to represent that jesus never cries about spilled milk

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Superfluid milk

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Love Judas there on the right doing the evil hands