For example, my economic policies, think of it and I have named it as "creating an opportunity economy." It's about things like investing in small businesses. I love our small businesses.

OMFG EVERY DEMOCRAT IN THE LAST TWENTY YEARS HAS RUN ON HELPING SMALL BUSINESSES THIS IS AS SAMEY AS IT GETS

She keeps getting in interviews where the interviewer really is just trying to set it up for her, giving her the most obvious questions you’d need to answer, ones you’re supposed to have a good answer for, and she continues to fumble it.

How is she this bad at politics? It’s honestly astounding! Just make something up, for fucks sake! Biden ran on curing cancer!

Jokes on her, I'm still writing in Biden. Nice try USURPER

I'm not Joe Biden

That means you're better than Joe Biden, right?

That means you're better than Joe Biden, right?

She's so bad at this lol

"please, you must listen to me! i'm literally a wholly different person," kamala pleads as the orderlies are wheeling her away.

in the dim room, the tears of desperation finally break free. in the mirror, joe's dessicated visage contorts into a hideous grin.

she's going to win the popular vote by 5 million, and lose the election. lmao. DEMOCRACY!

I'm not Biden

Libs:

You know who else isn't Joe Biden

She always sounds like she’s about to cry

And so when we think about the significance of what this next generation of leadership looks like -- were I to be elected president -- it is about frankly, I love the American people and I believe in our country. I love that that it is our character and nature to be an ambitious people. You know, we have aspirations. We have dreams. We have incredible work ethic. And I just believe that we can create and build upon the success we've achieved in a way that we continue to grow opportunity and in that way, grow the strength of our nation.

word salad

"the difference between joe and i is that we're two different people. he's joe. i'm somebody else. you see, where his family named him joe when he was born, when i was born-- in a completely different location years later, my parents named me something entirely different. my name is kamala. we are different people."

They say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? 'Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible. Even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin'.

"well my brain isn't 99% tapioca pudding so that's one major difference right there"

I'm honestly fucking shocked that this is real and not The Onion. as Colbert once said about HIllary: "HOW CAN YOU BE THIS BAD AT IT?"

Why is it so hard to come up with one thing? Why is she acting like she's being blackmailed into pretending she's Joe Biden? What do they have on her?

Democratic politician Kamala Harris was asked who's more genocidal: her or current president Joe Biden. Harris answered "I don't compare myself with anybody", rolled up her sleeve to show a tattoo of Adolf Hitler and continued "I'll let you interpret that however you want".

hope she loses

"My name is different."

Checkmate, republicans!

I'm so glad she's out and about speaking

I was afraid they'd have the good sense to lock the candidate that flamed out before she could lose her home state in a bunker until election day

Me as hell talking about a country built on the backs of slaves: "[the American people] have amazing work ethic!"

yeah as far as I can tell that's the only change

genocide joe by any other name etc etc

Wow! This is worthless!

What's wrong with Joe Biden Kamala?

Remember 2019 when she was a Literally Who? This is a battle between an incumbent almost accidentally became president and a defending accidental president.

Hogwash! Next she'll tell us she's a woman. Bah!

This election is just about who I want to see eat shit more and I can't decide.

This is the moment that Kamala finally became presidential