Cat Herder.

Jail bird

construction carpentry or cooking

I'll be writing poetry in the coal mines

Seems like cook is covered so I’ll do the gardening

Black Mage

I’ll provide a heat source, power, and refrigeration

teacher and cook

as much as i would like to be the cute trans librarian there also needs to be a strong agricultural workforce in order to make shit work so I guess Ill work the fields, ill bring my copy of Four Season Harvest though! it could be really cool!

I keep telling them I want to supervise a pit, but they keep telling me I have to be a poet

I'd like to play music, although that's not job-y. I like cooking, I'd be willing to do menial grunt work. Already do that.

Toothbrush steward, because we have to share just one because no personal property

literal bean counter

My post-apocalyptic commune fantasy has been to be the gruff older guy who's secretly a softie, who fixes machines and gadgets, or build new ones out of scrap that the young whippersnappers haul back to the commune.

If possible, I'd love to work on modernizing the ancient spaghetti that holds up modern software infrastructure. Please let me be the people's rewriter in rust.

I just hope all the routers are gone so I don't have to ever touch one again. Maybe I could be a beekeeper or something where being psychotically detail oriented is harmless

I'm the cook. My specialties are delicious hearty meals and hormones.

Cooking and massage, maybe some wood/metal working on the side

Professor

(Antiwork joke aside, I'll probably end up doing a lot of dishes and occasionally fixing things)

Toilet hrt technician

Propaganda poster artist

Doing a whiteface minstrel show.

closet liberal

hard laborer

i can reinstall windows or macos for you

i also give great massages

I want to be a court jester but a court woke scold

I could probably look after potable water supply also, but really once you get the biosand setup going its pretty hands off so after a few months I'd be able to focus on woke scolding

pinball

I want to just be nice to everyone and brighten their day, and help them with anything they might need. Need someone to help dig a hole? Hit me up. Need someone to vent about whatever to? Gimme a call.

Linux Distribution Maintainer (I occasionally edit a NixOS config file)

Animal handler. There's going to be so many furry friends it'll be a full time job to keep them out of trouble.

Beanis harvesting

Layabout

Daily provider of minimum one (1) cool bug that I found outside

Spreadsheet maker

I like cooking and gardening. That or I could brush up on that water degree and treat shit.

Cook.