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[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 51 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What if you only had one shot?

(The shot is with a predator drone and you are aiming at a Yemeni goat farmer’s wedding)

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago

You actually get two shots this time, in order to double tap and hit the first responders.

[-] dead@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago

You could see him get excited when he rapped "I look calm and ready to drop bombs".

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

look calm and ready to drop bombs on a peaceful wedding obama-drone

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago

That's a good gag to play off of Eminem campaigning with Kamala, good bi-

wait this isn't badposting

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

contextphobic the market odds for her beating Trump are 40:60

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

This was supposed to be in the fakenews comm, right? anakin-padme-2

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

the treats Ulysses the treats are coming to consume us the treats are turning on us

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

Great I was already having a serious mental health crisis and this sure didn't help.

[-] commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Take care of yourself, comrade. Care-Comrade

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago

Uhhhhhh let me rap here

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This song is symbolic of the way he lost himself in being the commander in chief of a military that took glee in double-tapping weddings, hospitals, and farms with drone ordnance

[-] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

Kamalacaust, that's a good one. Finally, some good competition with "Kill em all" Kamala/Killemalla

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago
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[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago
[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

"You only get one shot" shit in trumps case more than one. They all missed or fibbed it i-cant

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

Not to digress but

Was Nate Silver always this disheveled?

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago
[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Yeah but this is what professional make-up and photography does for a person

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Lmao the shadow to hide his underchin, classic move. Good photographer, the fact that the shading isn't obvious like that

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Mr smuggie himself

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

I have a note from my doctor that says I can't click that link sorry

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

I refuse to watch it of course

So funny to see my Eminem loving coworker who decided(admitted) he's a conservative recently get so upset over this. Buddy shows me his Spotify year end thing and he's consistently in the top 0.5% of eminem listeners. Eminem loves Kamala dude what're you gonna listen to in the company van now?

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You used to enjoy Eminem in peace, but now you can't because of woke maddened

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Momala’s spaghetti

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

r/Michigan thread

Featuring this...

Y'all act like you've never seen a Democracy before, Jaws all on the floor, like me, when I saw J6 unfold, Let's whoop his ass worse than before, show em the door, don't let em throw furniture,

It's the return of the- aw wait, hold up, you're kidding, he isn't trying to make a parody is he?

And Dr. Dre said- nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre's a talking head we gotta stop this election going red.

And feminist women love Kalama, "oh look at her, walking around, not trying to thwart democracy, like you know who, yeah and she's so cute though!"

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws in my head loose, but no worse than Trump trying to tell what to do in your bedroom, he just gets on TV and just lets loose, all lies, if you believe, they eat your cats too

Your cat is in my mouth, your dog is my mouth, if you're lucky I might just give up and take a piss. And that's the message he delivers to little kids, and expect not to know what brainwashing is,

Of course they're gonna research if they got a brain, they got discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals, but some us are fascists, who won't quit, until the flag they worship is covered in their own shit

But if Trump can lie and cause people to die, there isn't a reason a man and another man can't elope, if you feel like I feel, Kamala got the antidote, make sure you're registered to vote, sing the chorus and it goes...........

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I'm sorry, I had to. You set me up so good. I hope this translates well. Lol

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

agony-limitless why are they like this? The person that posted this is in their mid 30s, at least.

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

I think I would rather watch the video than finish reading that.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Lyrical miracle my rhymes are spherical

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[-] PaX@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago
[-] regul@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

I am going to become the Joker

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Couldn't finish watching itdesolate

[-] asante@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago
[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

He literally says "Ready to drop bombs"

WTF?

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

ready? he's been doing it for years!

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

One of the top comments: “he’s so cool!”

Liberals are children.

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

Humanity deserves its impending demise.

[-] blame@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

No I will not see the video, thank you very much

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

No, I don’t think I will watch that.

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

Can he even vote? Cause he's a CRIMINAL

[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Holy fuck this actually hurt

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago
[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Celebrity death match tag team Kid Rock and DT vs Em and Harris

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago
[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago
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