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submitted 3 days ago by Frank@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

I just cannot fathom how they think there are enough of us to matter, and how we have any meaningful political power at all. The enemy is both strong and weak. The enemy is laughable, yet an omnipresent threat. Obsession with a plot, often international. Like just say "Judeo-Bolsheviks" if that's what you want to say.

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[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 74 points 3 days ago

homicidal fuckface

there's something disturbingly infantalizing with the way these libs talk. real Tommy needy drinky energy.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 58 points 3 days ago

Right? And like, I bet you nickles to dollars she's talking about some made up bullshit instead of, like, the extremely well documented great purge or transportation of Ethnic Germans after the war.

Like, did Stalin do crimes? Yes. Does anyone whining about Stalin's crimes ever talk about any historical fuck up that Stalin actually made? Never. 0% of the time. It has literally never happened. It's always bullshit about the 1932 famine or mysteriously completely undocumented anti-semitism or some bullshit.

[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago

Smdh you hexbear tankies don't believe in the evil of stalin

My great great grandfather fled Poland to Germany in 1941 and he told me that Stalin once gathered everyone in Russia into Red Fash Square and plucked a chicken of all its feathers while feeding it to show just how evil he was

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

the extremely well documented great purge

People talk about the Great Purge all the time, what are you talking about?

Personally, my reading is that he was negligent in stopping it but it was a slaughter perpetrated by Yezhov, acting as a world-historical wrecker, but there's a distressing lack of documentation about his trial (and the investigations/interrogations surrounding it) that has been released from the archives. It's possible that he was tortured and it's all bullshit, but Yagoda was clearly documented to be an actual opposition bloc ally at the time of his heading the NKVD, so clearly things like that are possible.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Nah, there are some documents indicating that stalin was somewhat aware of the scale of purge (e.g. we found 5k wreckers in local party - you know what to do, signed), and yezhov got got over being gay, unless i mistake him with someone else (and if i remember right, he never admitted guilt over purge itself (in that it was out of scale, not that it didn't happen))

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[-] afters@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

if stalin was a homicidal fuckface.. what is kamala and trump?

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago

maybe-later-honey "Well, if you consult the chart..." us-foreign-policy

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 46 points 3 days ago

Someone was going on about "well stalin was bad but we're not there yet" and it's like the great purge killed 750;000 people over 20ish years we are vastly beyond anything Stalin had nightmares about.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

Genocidal jerkfaces?

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

Millennial libs have a weird fixation of talking like a big baby with the excessive cursing and words like “adulting.”

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

They also fancy themselves the Adults In The Room while "adulting" that way.

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If I wanted to vote for a homicidal fuckface I'd write in Alec Baldwin.

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[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 58 points 3 days ago

Everyday I’m scuttling duck-dance

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 51 points 3 days ago

I used to be a loyal progressive democrat, I used to vote blue every year, I used to not want to be blamed for their loss which was entirely their fault for running a right wing campaign for a terrible candidate, I used to make excuses for them and for me cheems

Now I fucking want them to blame me swole-doge

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 50 points 3 days ago

They're already blaming the left for Trump winning. lol, lmao


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[-] sempersigh@hexbear.net 51 points 3 days ago

Mock the left if we win and blame the left if we lose is the playbook

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

parenti-hands Non-falsifiable orthodoxy! Non-falsifiable orthodoxy!

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i wonder what this is going to look like on the lemmyverse; i expect brigading, bans and defederations at a minimum.

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

Muslims and queer people, too.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago

These smug fucks make me wish for a Trump victory. They deserve it.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Best result, Kamala wins but loses the Popular vote. (actually the best result is a split college followed by the White house spontaneously exploding.)

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

Another pretty good outcome is Trump wins, dies on election night, and then there's a Boater Civil War where the two factions ("JD Vance is Trump's rightful heir" and "JD Vance killed Trump") kill each other.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

The democrats then all solemnly walk in to the sea so as not to create the appearance of partisanship.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 days ago

followed by the White house spontaneously exploding

Something something Reichstag something second time a farce

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Scuttling implies the ship was unsalvageable, so...

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago

And I'll fucking do it again!

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

my ancestors would like a word with them

You mean your great grandpappy who fought soviets? stalin-gun-1 stalin-gun-2

[-] Des@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

everything is a spooky conspiracy now. people are divining meaning from every tidbit of information.

Carl Sagan's Daemon Haunted World was pure prophecy

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

Drives me bonkers bc I'll talk about some completely unbelievable looney tunes cartoon villain shit and people will be "uhh that's a conspiracy theory" and then I'll start crying and pull up the org's website where there mission statement is "we do completely unbelievable looney tunes cartoon villain shit which is totally legal and thus does not count as a conspiracy"

[-] Des@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

it's just no fun to "do your own research" when the research is just presented as a first hand source by the perpetrators of the conspiracy

they want the New Game + not the easy mode because everything is a form of warped entertainment-cope stalin-stressed

[-] MaeBorowski@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I maintain that the batshit conspiracy theories were cultivated and amplified by three letter agencies and the like for the express purpose of poisoning the well with regards to the actual real conspiracies that did and do happen. Now whenever you talk about these looney tunes cartoon villain shit crimes and events, it's easy as fuck for anyone to write you off as you yourself being looney with with "that's just a conspiracy theory" as if conspiracies don't happen. But look people, conspiracies do happen. All the fucking time. And it's open knowledge that cannot be denied, it's even admitted to. "That's a conspiracy theory" is not a remotely valid reason for thinking it didn't happen! Meanwhile the false batshit stuff gets pushed relentlessly at every opportunity, even into mainstream pop culture, and that's what ends up getting treated with a "hmmm, well maybe" by the same people who will scoff at you for trying to tell them of real things that can be verified. It's truly maddening.

Popular belief that all conspiracy theories are each just "a conspiracy theory" is itself a conspiracy.
(And like all conspiracies, when you try to explain this, you're disregarded for pedaling in conspiracy theories.)

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago

I thought we spayed for that.

Scratched liberals can't stop reaching for the emergency eugenics kit. frothingfash

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago

I think it's sprayed but "We gassed our political opponents" and/or "our political opponents are verminous insects" is about the same level.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago

I misread. Oh wow look at this thing going off now that it's recalibrated! hitler-detector

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[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 3 days ago

Antitankies using fascist rhetorical tools? Who would have thought

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 days ago

fwiw; i think that they bother at all is that they're afraid we're going to influence the liberals somehow so it doesn't matter that we're too few to affect anything and more so that they see us a threat to their "way of life." (whatever tf that means)

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

And there's more from where that came from libstankie

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Anyone that says ancestors immediately goes into my "probably a eugenics freak" sorting folder.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

phantom-thieves

Idk why a phantom thieves emoji comes up when I type "calipers"

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

inshallah-script the next one will be the kill shot

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

who the hell are these people because my ancestors want to have a word with them.

My ancestors this, my ancestors that, I piss on your ancestors. Like as if, we supposed to honour people now just because they're dead. Like as if, this woman has a direct line of communication with her dead nazi grandad or whatever. "Oh my ancestors woulda felt bad about this." Don't care, doubtless to say they'd also boil their piss about gay marriage or desegregated schools as well.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

It's such funny and obvious doublethink. "No you can't influence the dems, you're foolish for thinking your tiny group matters at all." + "If you and yours don't vote for the dems, then they WILL lose the election."

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

I also learned recently that "beyond the pale" is an antisemitic term.

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

I thought it was referring to English vs Irish parts of Ireland

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Is it "beyond the pale of settlement?" I'd wondered but i never looked it up.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The Pale of Settlement[a] was a western region of the Russian Empire with varying borders that existed from 1791 to 1917 (de facto until 1915) in which permanent residency by Jews was allowed and beyond which Jewish residency, permanent or temporary,[1] was mostly forbidden. Most Jews were still excluded from residency in a number of cities within the Pale as well.

Yeah it basically meant "where there might be Jews"

Edit: also note the year that it became defunct and then use that as ammunition against anyone calling the USSR antisemitic. (because after that the Soviet Union didn't have such racial caste systems)

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

It never works. People are just straight up "Stalin was planning to genocide all the jews!" and it's like "Where did you hear that?" and it's always some bullshit like my uncle knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who allegedly knew a guy who saw some docuemtns that disappeared and left no historical record anywhere at all.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

well idk dude I gotta go to sleep so I can go work at basically the dollar tree but for groceries (if u are in western US u know)

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[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

"Weimer"

Had to squint there.

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

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