It insists on itself 
And the Furtive Pygmy, so easily forgotten... 
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Like the FBI? Yeah I hate them too. Shot my uncle don't you know! My uncle was all "ARF ARF BORK BORK BORK BORKBORK Grrrrrr" and they shot him dead.
he/hims
incorrect opinions
Well I have it on good authority that youre a big dork how about that
crossposting this to c/games with a Control screenshot.
The FBC can have a little fucking with the fabric of reality at the behest of an extradimensional collective with unknown motivations, as a treat
noooo we totalyy aren't fucking with the fabric of reality we're researchers we understand what we are doing can't you see how we have classified things? noooo we aren't haplessly lost noooo
:chad: I've got a commitee in my head calling me a stud/muffin/resource/sacrifice/prophet
It’s great, all the dumbest posters on the site are now all posting on one account. Much easier to block 
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I'm going to say it: if we're going to respect dunk shitposting culture as a pillar of the site than I see no reason why we should not respect multi user account shitposting culture as well
Synthesis: it is still permissible to dunk on the multi poster account
when someone shits on dunking it starts a 5 day long struggle session (granted: kept alive by other controversies of more significance) to keep the bits flowing but when someone shits on the puppy(girl?) collective bit account everyone claps and nods (not misogynistic though /s)
Oh no
I feel completely neutral 
:catgirl-cry:
i see there was a dog/cat split. personally i would have just embraced chaos and started inter-bureaucracy war and forcibly changed the icon/header/pronouns to cat stuff but maybe this is a more mature solution
The absence of a massive bureaucratic struggle session has been disappointing
bloody 'ell guv'nah? oi! you bloody sayin that bit to me?
(im the small portion of the hivemind that's charles dickens british)
gonna treat us like if old yeller was tyler durdening us
I've always been more of an armoire fan myself
It's going to fade out, then someone will use it to post something abhorrent (again) and it'll get banned.
again? Wha happen
Someone made a "2 nukes weren't enough" comment that got deleted by another Bureaucrat user
:(
oh
People said it wouldn't last 24 hours, but it's done quite well
I think we are very lucky the first person decided to make it doggirl themed. Had it had no theme or another theme then I think we would not have lasted this long
Was the account originally a doggirl account or was that the first thing the next user did?
It was something that was added after creation. I also whole heartedly agree it was a good move. Dog girl collective is a vibe. 
We are 100% still going
I think pup's cute but I get why other wouldn't enjoy it
It's fine and will probably wear itself out soonish anyway
Keep telling yourself that. You don't know what you are missing.
Bureau like Federal Bureau of Investigations, Feds confirmed
I think it'll be better if people start using it for just regular posting if its still controlled by like 20 users and less roleplaying and badposting.
The power of bureaucrat is being able to post both effort and shitposts while participating in multiple mega threads simultaneously. 
Join us and make effortposts!
It's gonna mellow out over time don't you worry. Let the bit evolve. Day one we made 9000 comments, day two we're at 240 comments. Whatever it becomes, it's funny as fuck
Better than John Kerry posting but it's neutral for me
You have no idea how deeply in the pits of my soul the desire to kerrypost resides. I think it’s a trauma response.
I never tried it 'cause Xcom lore is really a mess already even without including a roswell prequel
The bit was funny for a while, now its mildly funny to me. Its slightly above beanis posting IMO (no shade to beanis posting)
Incorrect. Look how cool beanis is:
Fuck, you got me
Realtalk, I think the account gimmick is annoying, but since I'm not one to piss in other people's Cheerios, I just blocked it and moved on.
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