Kids today are so dumb they wouldn't even know how to drink the booze since it's not got pronouns or tide pods in it. 
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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That heart handshake graphic is so aesthetic besides the ring which ruins it with weird nuclear family religious chud vibes.
Pretty much, honestly don't get why they included the ring other than for (such creepy vibes as you mentioned) now that you pointed it out. And why on a sign meant to be about not boozing up the minors???
I'm so brainrotted that a ring implys goatse to me
why did I look it up?
You wear the ring on the left and shake with the right, why is there a ring in the first place?
Person on the left is the godfather
Tony, get these fuckin' kids a beer or I'm gonna have to ice someone real soon. You got that?
It's an ace ring
Do you think the hands are disembodied, or two on a single wrist?
It is against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth.
Supply alcohol to minors.
How is there not a Lionel Hutz emote?
βUnder no pretext should beer and liquor be surrendered" 
The design is so similar to Futurama merch too.