I dated an American Indian girl for a bit and was surprised to learn to family celebrated Thanksgiving. According to her "my dad just likes an excuse to smoke a turkey". They invited me one year but I couldn't make it and apparently her family was bummed.

So yeah this kinda happened to me.

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 16 points 19 hours ago

This one is fucking me up

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 52 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The land acknowledgement lmao this is a good one

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 27 points 22 hours ago

*Latest Fad

[–] cream_provider@hexbear.net 46 points 23 hours ago

Baste kelly

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 34 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Also, we're vegan

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 26 points 22 hours ago

im-vegan

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 31 points 22 hours ago

I am thankful to the Wampanoag people for inventing the pie spatula

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 29 points 22 hours ago

Dejected turkey ☠️

[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 21 hours ago

:plymouth-rock: when

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Tag yourself, I'm Plymouth Rock.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 37 points 23 hours ago

G-gobble gobble...?

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

I'm the nay flower

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 24 points 22 hours ago

im-vegan

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dejected turkey soul 😇

[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

That was my nickname in highschool

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 23 points 23 hours ago

Pilgrim with Mr. Fantastic powers.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 22 points 23 hours ago

Turkney because im cooked but nobody wants to eat me

[–] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 16 points 21 hours ago

My aunt says we are descendents of Miles Standish, so I guess I'm Miles Standoffish

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 17 points 22 hours ago

I'm one of the Holiday Ruiners.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 21 points 23 hours ago

I call the WOKE

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 22 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Chad based turkey, not the virgin dejected turkey

[–] facow@hexbear.net 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Plymouth woke

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 23 hours ago

NO.