How to tell you have never touched a woman without saying you have never touched a woman
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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Muscular women are hot. Non-muscular women are also hot. Kind of crazy how many cishets don't understand this
jocat did nothing wrong
lowkey, being trans has made me see a lot of similarities between women and men and how we all basically have the same bodies, sexual dimorphism is barely a thing for a lot of people and most people rely on cues to gender individuals.
Given that during early stages of fetal development both sexes are present in everyone, too different dimorphism would not be advantageous for evolutionary survival.
Thats why for example the body “reuses” the material of a man’s tongue for his “head”.
real
shave both heads and throw some binders on and this could just be two twinks kissing 
like most social animals, our social tendencies have come to define our current existence more acutely than whatever evolutionary strategy got us to the point where we were able to develop those aforementioned tendencies
robust instincts from birth, breeding seasons, sexual dimorphism, these things have all regressed in favor of our species being a bunch of pretty similar hat racks with brains perched on top
i have just been informed that this is real and from a scene where they get back together (i haven't gotten to this episode yet) and ew barf ugh 
the IDF settler and the Palestinian do not belong together
I have no understanding of this besides the discourse so wtf is that what the show is about?
In season 1 they did a narrative about class war and oppression and how it affects the relationships of several characters.
Season 2 did a literal marvel story and then made “both sides” come together and fight le greater evul. Then the oppressed group got 1 seat at the table whoops.
Pretty much, piltover = israel
Vi has always been the “piltover enforcer” since she was created, she’s a cop and always has been
seeing Vi has genuinely made me consider losing a bunch of weight and hitting the gym again
i wanna be muscle lesbian that shit looks tight
Do it. Be the woman gamers are most scared of.
Fellas, is having developed delts ~~gay~~ trans?
i wish dudes looked liked this
The consequences of habitually gooning to furry porn.
I’m a furry and have been for 20 years. Furries generally don’t know what proper proportions or body shape looks like.
No this is just straight-up hentai brain, though he probably does jerk it to furry porn and deny that he does it
telling on himself more like, dudeadmitted to having a hot lady bod
I like how they're mad about this and not the real reason to be upset with Arcane
All the Imagine Dragons
I really, really hate the show's soundtrack. They didn't play Vi's theme at any point in the series. It's going to feel dated in less than a decade like Will Smith movie tie-ins from the '90s.
There's something alluring about that soldier Lee Lemon
The real problem with this scene is that Jinx had just been rotting in that cell for ages and it must've been ridiculously filthy with all the food she wasn't eating and her not showering and probably shitting in a corner. Why couldn't they have had lesbian sex in a nice clean room
Arcane needed another season so they didn't have to cram shit together like this
No the noxus show was more important. They didn’t even introduce my favorite champion- cyborg hillary.
I'm pretty sure it was like a day or two, not that your point doesn't stand
fenrirtheicewo1 and his 18.3k likes think sexual dimorphism means two different, unrelated species. Maybe in his conception of humanity the boys come from Venus and the girls are from Mars?
Oh no a muscular woman. Why are there muscular women?
Not Muscle women! How awful, where can I go to avoid those beefcakes 
This is literally white genocide on my lil' boner which I can't get up anymore because feeeeeeeemale have muscle.
My penis is sadly slumped over at a rainy bus stop with a little bindle over it's shoulder and it's because of Woke
look at what communism has done to men's weenuses.
Watches video with the most "traditionally feminine" body type going:
"Where's my cartoon porn body proportions?
I forgot we werent meant to be born with stomachs or intestines.
What stage of the spectacle is this? Soon only the platonic ideal of women will be able to get them off.
Jerking it to the 🚺 sign
I dunno, some concept that is uniquely and exactly woman probably isn't porn-brained enough for them.
Once again confirming that 
s never actually interact with real women
I have no idea what the context is here but it took me one glance to see that it looks like they're in a prison, so fucking duh? I thought s liked environmental storytelling, but this one couldn't suspend disbelief enough to consider an environment where another person might work out as a pastime
One of them is like queen of cops and the other is basically a professional boxer who is also a cop kinda. They spend the whole series beating up poor people so it makes sense that they're ripped and fit. One of them does sort of regret beating up poor people by this point though. Sort of
It’s okay though because the greatest champion of the poor in this show is a psychopathic drug lord. So the cops had to do that stuff.
No it’s actually a proto-werewolf Palestinian Authority-like comprador that was the best chance for peace, but the crazy radicals stabbed him in the back right before he made the perfect utopia
In gamer world all women are shaped like a pile of beach balls. In that they could pass for human proportions they do not qualify
Oh yeah some lol fans where very angry with that sex scene haha.
Mostly because it’s very jarring in context, just the scene before VI’s sister was just rotting in this cell and then threatened to “break the cycle” and escaped. There’s also about to be a major attack by the big bad on the city, like imminent and world ending.
People got upset that it felt forced and contrived and out of nowhere given the urgency of the situation and the last thing Vi saw
She even has an hourglass figure and that's not enough for these freaks that demand maximum Barbie.