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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 50 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Muscular women are hot. Non-muscular women are also hot. Kind of crazy how many cishets don't understand this

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

jocat did nothing wrong

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

How to tell you have never touched a woman without saying you have never touched a woman

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 52 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

lowkey, being trans has made me see a lot of similarities between women and men and how we all basically have the same bodies, sexual dimorphism is barely a thing for a lot of people and most people rely on cues to gender individuals.

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago

Given that during early stages of fetal development both sexes are present in everyone, too different dimorphism would not be advantageous for evolutionary survival.

Thats why for example the body “reuses” the material of a man’s tongue for his “head”.

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 25 points 9 hours ago

shave both heads and throw some binders on and this could just be two twinks kissing thonk-trans

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 15 points 9 hours ago

like most social animals, our social tendencies have come to define our current existence more acutely than whatever evolutionary strategy got us to the point where we were able to develop those aforementioned tendencies

robust instincts from birth, breeding seasons, sexual dimorphism, these things have all regressed in favor of our species being a bunch of pretty similar hat racks with brains perched on top

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 30 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

i have just been informed that this is real and from a scene where they get back together (i haven't gotten to this episode yet) and ew barf ugh visible-disgust the IDF settler and the Palestinian do not belong together

[–] newacctidk@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I have no understanding of this besides the discourse so wtf is that what the show is about?

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago

In season 1 they did a narrative about class war and oppression and how it affects the relationships of several characters.

Season 2 did a literal marvel story and then made “both sides” come together and fight le greater evul. Then the oppressed group got 1 seat at the table whoops.

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago

Pretty much, piltover = israel

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago

Vi has always been the “piltover enforcer” since she was created, she’s a cop and always has been

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 39 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

seeing Vi has genuinely made me consider losing a bunch of weight and hitting the gym again

i wanna be muscle lesbian that shit looks tight

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 19 points 9 hours ago

Do it. Be the woman gamers are most scared of.

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 28 points 10 hours ago

Fellas, is having developed delts ~~gay~~ trans?

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 31 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The consequences of habitually gooning to furry porn.

I’m a furry and have been for 20 years. Furries generally don’t know what proper proportions or body shape looks like.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 26 points 10 hours ago

No this is just straight-up hentai brain, though he probably does jerk it to furry porn and deny that he does it

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 26 points 10 hours ago

i wish dudes looked liked this

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I like how they're mad about this and not the real reason to be upset with Arcane

All the Imagine Dragons

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

I really, really hate the show's soundtrack. They didn't play Vi's theme at any point in the series. It's going to feel dated in less than a decade like Will Smith movie tie-ins from the '90s.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 44 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

fry There's something alluring about that soldier Lee Lemon

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago

telling on himself more like, dudeadmitted to having a hot lady bod

[–] Hime@hexbear.net 40 points 12 hours ago

Watches video with the most "traditionally feminine" body type going:

"Where's my cartoon porn body proportions?

I forgot we werent meant to be born with stomachs or intestines.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 35 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Oh no a muscular woman. Why are there muscular women?pronouns

[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 28 points 11 hours ago

Not Muscle women! How awful, where can I go to avoid those beefcakes thats-disgusting-where

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This is literally white genocide on my lil' boner which I can't get up anymore because feeeeeeeemale have muscle.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

My penis is sadly slumped over at a rainy bus stop with a little bindle over it's shoulder and it's because of Woke

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 12 hours ago

no-choice look at what communism has done to men's weenuses.

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 33 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

What stage of the spectacle is this? Soon only the platonic ideal of women will be able to get them off.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

Jerking it to the 🚺 sign

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 11 points 10 hours ago

I dunno, some concept that is uniquely and exactly woman probably isn't porn-brained enough for them.

[–] moondog@hexbear.net 17 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

The real problem with this scene is that Jinx had just been rotting in that cell for ages and it must've been ridiculously filthy with all the food she wasn't eating and her not showering and probably shitting in a corner. Why couldn't they have had lesbian sex in a nice clean room

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Arcane needed another season so they didn't have to cram shit together like this

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

No the noxus show was more important. They didn’t even introduce my favorite champion- cyborg hillary.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it was like a day or two, not that your point doesn't stand

[–] neo@hexbear.net 18 points 11 hours ago

fenrirtheicewo1 and his 18.3k likes think sexual dimorphism means two different, unrelated species. Maybe in his conception of humanity the boys come from Venus and the girls are from Mars?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Once again confirming that freeze-gamers never actually interact with real women

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

I have no idea what the context is here but it took me one glance to see that it looks like they're in a prison, so fucking duh? I thought freeze-gamers liked environmental storytelling, but this one couldn't suspend disbelief enough to consider an environment where another person might work out as a pastime

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

One of them is like queen of cops and the other is basically a professional boxer who is also a cop kinda. They spend the whole series beating up poor people so it makes sense that they're ripped and fit. One of them does sort of regret beating up poor people by this point though. Sort of

[–] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It’s okay though because the greatest champion of the poor in this show is a psychopathic drug lord. So the cops had to do that stuff.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

No it’s actually a proto-werewolf Palestinian Authority-like comprador that was the best chance for peace, but the crazy radicals stabbed him in the back right before he made the perfect utopia

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

In gamer world all women are shaped like a pile of beach balls. In that they could pass for human proportions they do not qualify

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah some lol fans where very angry with that sex scene haha.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Mostly because it’s very jarring in context, just the scene before VI’s sister was just rotting in this cell and then threatened to “break the cycle” and escaped. There’s also about to be a major attack by the big bad on the city, like imminent and world ending.

People got upset that it felt forced and contrived and out of nowhere given the urgency of the situation and the last thing Vi saw

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 12 hours ago

She even has an hourglass figure and that's not enough for these freaks that demand maximum Barbie.