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Think I can get a discount somewhere?

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[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get one of those t-shirts that has like:

"Don't fuck with a job title Who was born in birth month Who loves his wife, loves freedom Loves gun and if that offends you Then get out of my way"

Then you got a mad cosplay

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I really want the trueanon DAD MIA gone for smokes but not forgotten shirt

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have not seen this tshirt but it's sounds cool 💪

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Haha that's so good

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I didn't know that was a thing! If the image is out there I'll.just make a screenprint

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ooo-rah. Or whatever . At the very least this allows you to park in the veteran parking spot at Walmart and Home Depot.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

veteran parking spot

Excuse me what the fuck? what

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you massacre a village in Vietnam 50 years ago? Here's a parking spot for you!

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Also known as my parking if it’s open, if da troopz are so tough they can walk to the store

[–] redsteel@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're permitted their own parking spaces closest to the entrance at some businesses here, probably the same ones that build U.S. flag and troop worship displays out of soda 12-packs, or restaurants like Chick-fil-A that set up empty "fallen soldier" tables:

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every day on this site I find new reasons to hate america

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

It’s usually closer to the store than the pregnant mothers’ spot

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

There’s one at the store near me and if I’m driving for whatever reason I’ll always take it if it’s empty. Nobody’s called me out on it yet but if they do I’ll call them sissypee traitors for questioning muh service

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

That's Semper Beanis to you!

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I've done this before without the hat lol

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please try to get military discounts somewhere.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ill act offended they dont offer it to me

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Axial tilt: the reason for the season. Solstice strikes back!

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have a similar hat but it says "retired drug dealer"

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

hey im a retired drug dealer lmao

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

desperately needs a backstoryI just rotated back from the Thanksgiving Bulge. Beyond FUBAR. I don't know why command wants this worthless colonial hill when entire cities are fortifying all along the Halloween Bastion. Fucking boomers.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

If I saw someone wearing this where I live I'd assume they are an avid infowars viewer who has never once touched grass despite lawn maintenance being their primary hobby.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

one day we will get married on the rez

ill wear a bolo tie

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

this gets you free breakfast at the holiday inn until they change their name.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

INFO: Were you fighting for or against Christmas?

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

against, I was on the Halloween front defending October against the encroaching Christmas masses

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Class war veterans rat-salute

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Christmas must allow weapons inspections or face the consequences.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Ah, the War on Christmas.

I was a reporter, in the Doctors Without Diplomas camp for injured civilians from all sides of the war during the dreaded Kringle Offensive launched by the Christmasians. One of the reindeer flying overhead was hit by a Halloween Pumpkin missile right over our camp, the sleigh fell and crushed many already injured atheists.

It seemed like Christmas had the upper hand when they launched their ICBM (Inter Continental Ballistic Mistletoe) at the Kwanzaa headquarters, but most of the troops had already moved to Fort Harambee so only the top brass was caught in the blast.

You could always tell when the main Christmas army was approaching. Their insistence in burning coal meant the snow would turn black as they neared your position.

What a senseless war

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wore it out to our favorite working class pub and got thanked for my service lol

a bartender got out xmas decorations and I joked I should rip them down and say I was on active duty

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have to know where she got that hat

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago