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Charlie Kirk is still alive? Sad. kitty-birthday-sad

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 61 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The orbs turn into planes because the camera actually focuses on them dumbass

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 47 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So this is all just a remake of those "ghost orb" photos which is just out of focus dust lol

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

YEP i fucking hate it here

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I LOVE PHOTOGRAPHS, I LOVE THE DUPLICITOUS WORLD OF IMAGES, I LOVE THE IMAGE AS A SEMBLANCE OF KNOWLEDGE, I LOVE PLATO'S CAVE

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Quick, blur this and upload it as a drone sighting

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[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of when one of the local news channels in my city did a story about how viewers were blowing up the station's phone claiming to see a ghost moving about in view of the station's outdoor weather camera. They did some investigating and it turned out a spider had built its web across the camera's lens. The "ghost" was in fact the spider showing up as an out-of-focus grey blob moving across the camera view.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

soypoint-1 NO ISSA SPOOKY GHOST soypoint-2

country of oafs

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Object permanence was never their specialty

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It always comes from a "anonymous" "whistleblower" off fucking 4chan talking about underwater pyramids building UFOs and coming to abduct white people.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have a VERY reliable anonymous source with definitive proof that the UFOs over New Jersey are actually just the Nintendo Switch 2. (I will post proof later, I promise.) /s

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait, your cousin works at Nintendo and totally told you the inside scoop, too?

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Its actually my girlfriend's dad. My girlfriend lives in Canada, and she already has a PlayStation 7, and she lets me play with it every time I go to Canada.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

You are the coolest kid for the next week and a half

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

underwater pyramids building UFOs and coming to abduct white people.

With this kind of budget, this Stargate SG-1 reboot is gonna be off the chain

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[–] Eve_Rising@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I swear the only way to get ppl to take facts seriously is going to be by presenting them as conspiracies at this point

[–] Tom742@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

America (western culture in general?) is quite literally reverting to superstition based analysis, all vibes no critical reasoning.

[–] Eve_Rising@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah and conspiracies are literally all pervasive at this point. I think covid isolation pushed ppl online a lot more and broke a whole lot of brains

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The democrats don't want you to know this, but a^2 + b^2 = c^2

[–] Eve_Rising@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The SECRET TRUTH about JFK's assassination THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW: Lee Harvey Oswald worked alone. Watch this before THEY TAKE IT DOWN

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[–] Real_User@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just don't get how they're not tired of this. There's one of these at least once per year and every time The Big One never happens. You'd think that after a few times people would get sick of it and just tune out any future doomsdays but there's always an audience for the next one

[–] buh@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

it feels like they're desperately trying to relive the days of hysteria around Government Control during covid that swept up a lot of the less extreme conservatives

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

during covid that swept up a lot of the less extreme conservatives

it's funny because once the happenings actually started they insisted the disease was fake

we could have actual fucking gray aliens abducting people in front of our eyes and they'll think the aliens are fake, and that instead the FBI sprayed LSD in the chemtrails to MKultra their entire neighborhood

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it's funny because once the happenings actually started they insisted the disease was fake

The thing is I know quite a few conservatives (mostly family members and people I work with) who were initially scared about the news reports of covid deaths during January and February of 2020. Then Trump and RW media pundits made it clear what their stance on covid was, and they all fell in line saying it was fake or overblown.

These people are all told what to think.

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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Is Charlie Kirk an insane conspiracist now? Didn’t he used to just be your run of the mill Shapiro type

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

They all are like this

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if the Shapiro types just aren't that popular any more/are losing their billionaire funding and this is Kirk's attempt to pivot to a new audience, so to speak.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It does seem like the Shapiros are losing steam in favor of the Alex Jones type. The next most popular are gaming streamers like Asmongold who do dumb guy centrism and allow the right-wing to guide them in their direction

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[–] Hypnolithic@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

This post is unfair to medieval peasants.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

that is so wild some Amerikkkans are so detached from reality they don't know what stars look like anymore

[–] NotLuigi@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Light pollution is awful, even in areas that are pretty rural sometimes. Stargazing is difficult outside of state parks and national forests where I’m from

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[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 28 points 4 days ago

It's all just viral marketing for another independence day movie

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i saw that video of "balls of light transforming into airplaines". it's literally a plane coming at the camera head on, so it looks like a white light, then it turns, so it looks like the white light is transforming into a plane when it's so far away and some shitty phone camera is zoomed all the way in

as far as all the drones go, i don't know but that video is clearly not what all these people were freaking out about

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Yeah, approaching planes with their landing lights on look like points of (relatively) stationary light when they're far away, but as they get closer the lights are angled away from your field of vision and are less intense, and it's obviously a plane.

I live near an airport and to this day I still mistake approaching planes for bright stars.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pre-roll is not a term anyone in news uses

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[–] ShareThatBread@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They’re preparing right up until Christmas Eve for that red menace, S Claus.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

Biden's last act as president will be re-igniting the war on christmas, but it's real this time biden-harbinger

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Erik did a great video on project blue beam

https://youtu.be/wLZTaCL4yA0

Yeah, chuds are literally fucking crazy.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Does Erik ever break character as ironic Alex Jones? I'm not watching 20 minutes of that shit.

edit: I skipped ahead a bunch. He does not.

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[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

project blue beam

it-is-happening-again

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Bounced on my boy's blue beam to this

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

praise big money

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago
[–] rando895@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 days ago

So the consequence of socialism "failing" is capitalism. And the consequence of capitalism failing is feudalism?

Looks like another win for socialism.

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So, in all seriousness ( which is no fun), all of these drone flights are just some kind of training exercise the military is doing, right? It's not that hard to follow a drone to where it's landing.

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