Ossay

joined 4 years ago
[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

bring back old forums that had a weekly scheduled reboot that was always the same but you would always forget about and panic for 10 seconds and be about to email the webmaster before remembering

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

modern day PT Barnum

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

like fredda said "I'm still trying to figure out why he speaks like he owns a colony in the west indies"

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

it's so bad that even the average early 2000s edgy forum dwellers found it abhorrent

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

oh my god you are taking me back 15 years ago when i first learned about F.A.T.A.L.

guy spent more time writing about

CW: disgustingvagina elasticity coefficient and race theory

than actual game mechanics

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 65 points 9 months ago (9 children)

"other attributes" ie. dick and boob size btw

tfw you are trying to do a survival power fantasy and your character penis is as small as your real one powercry-2

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

proud of you for being a successful Felix reply girl

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

this can easily applies to internet pop history lovers too, i'll remember this one

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

also gets blown up by bruce willis in the jackal remake

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

be careful posting right after a meal, people have died that way!

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

when will you stop pushing your pro-robot agenda on everyone

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

There is an anime from the 90s, in the french localization they set it in Paris instead of Tokyo. Anyway in the finale, the protagonist goes with their parents to live in.... Paris, so suddenly they all were living in Tokyo all along!

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