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(CW: Pigs) Goddamn Pigs
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yOU ArE StEaLiNg!!!!!@!
metal slug character select screen ass meme (celebratory 
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right makes right
the first rule of tautology club has been revised. previously, the first rule of tautology club was the first rule of tautology club. now, the first rule of tautology club is 'anytime you see elon musk on the street, smack him in the back of the head as hard as you can'
many people tell me they don't notice the bump anymore and that my head looks completely normal
assholes
steve hope, johnny jobs, bob cash (rip in peace)
ear wax variations
this made me imagine an earwax phrenologist 
qwantz trex has had it coming for a loooooooong time
die hardman
high cardman
pry barman
An ICE spokesperson confirmed to Documented that HSI’s Citizens Academies are still ongoing across the country. Similar initiatives are implemented by other law enforcement agencies, including the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), the spokesperson said.
somehow the already very alarming headline was burying the lede... 
yea do not pay that grabby ass company for the stolen goods they're hawking, pirate it for sure
thank you i was too angry to do legwork
"critical support" to cops putting themselves in between desperate people and the means of their survival, especially in rural areas of red state gun-owning america
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we are trapped on the holodeck y'all, it's happening
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https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/
it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it
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the details (via Variety Magazine):
Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera
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are we in "weeks where decades happen" territory rn?
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-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest
-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly
-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"
-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button
-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)
-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv
-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)
-steam summer sale
-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon 
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Little Big Boat Stuck (Not A Drill)
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Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC
chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -
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Google AI takes a question on US Presidents - if it was a drinking game it would kill ya
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one more vaporized water bottle ✅
what? you are 14 and have a us history report due? ❌
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ProgAimerGirl
joined 5 months ago
this way he can commune with the hive living in his computer case