[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago

my god they're all just straight up pigmask-off

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 60 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

OP of that thread is a pickme accountant from Taiwan that lives in Vancouver and complains about getting taxed for Canadian healthcare

Anglophone social media is the staging ground for the Fourth Reich

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

I don't have a computer toucher job emilie-shrug

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

I got myself a cheap emulation handheld and haven't booted up my PC since July. If it doesn't fall apart, it would take me years to finish what I have stored on it.

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

They probably would if participation gets low enough or a third party gets enough repeated success, but be prepared to see crony parties being propped up to sheepdog the less ideologically committed or single-issue voters into ruling coalitions. "Here's your seat at the table now shut the fuck up."

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

holy fucking fuck

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

~~October~~ November surprise

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

terf island really fumbled a baddie

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

okay so get this, humans like to simulate procreation with objects not intended for it, right? They do it with their digestion entry points too because it produces pre-digestive fluids that resemble the lubrication of reproduction organs to reduce friction and make it more pleasurable. One way of increasing this faux lubricant output is by inhaling air to stimulate the glands within the orifice which produces a sound which is onomatopoeically similar to the word for a predatory flying organism (hawk), while the act of ejecting the fluids creates an audible exasperation which can be phonetically reconstructed as "tuah" (IPA: [ˈtʼɤ̂ː]). The point is, it's a really lame joke and I want them to destroy us for ever making it a thing.

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

weapons grade cognitohazard

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

I would explain hawk tuah

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