And then you have the "caucuses." Secret ballots? Naa. How about you go personally stand in a specific corner of a public school gymnasium in front of news cameras (and make it a several hour ordeal instead of punching a box and leaving).

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Then have a BS verbal vote where your boos against Buttigieg actually end up counting as support for him yes-honey-left

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then the BS coinflip to decide support.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Which is then cheated

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

"I was saying Boo-ttigieg" I-was-saying

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

go personally stand in a specific corner of a public school gymnasium

I first saw footage of that on tv when I was a boy in the late 1970s. I couldn't believe it. I don't remember if I had seen SNL by then or not. But the thing in the gym certainly seemed like something from a comedy sketch and not something that was real that sane adults actually did.