We live in a cyberpunk dystopia but the corporate overlords don't even have cool names. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by Moss@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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We don't have companies called Militech or anything, we have companies named shit like Poob. Palantir is the only suitably evil sounding company

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Old and busted: bateman-ontological "We just injected you with the Necrosis nanovirus. In exactly twenty-four hours you will be a corpse... that is unless of course you can do a job for us..."

New and bazinga: huey-lewis "By purchasing a license to use our proprietary product, you agree to accept cookies and promotional notifications. Your likeness and all content you produce is solely owned by us..."