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The Dems know how to get out the vote
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Can’t wait in 2028 where democrats insist on literally bowing in worship to both republicans and white men so as “not to alienate ordinary Americans.”
AIdolf Hitler
Techbros are so fucking fascist already and getting bolder that I truly wouldn't be entirely surprised if this actually happened.
How do we know Musk doesn't have some Musk/Hitler hybrid in a vat somewhere, it's not like we have UN Hitler Inspectors
Outdated UN Hitler Particle detectors exploding like Frieza force scouters thanks to unprecedented background Hitler radiation
3.6 hitlers, not bad, not terrible
The plot of the 1980s video game Bionic Commando was pretty much that.
We can be sure of this because it would require Musk to have invented cloning technology that could produce a new Hitler instead of IV fertilisation which isn't really the sci-fi idea of cloning we have...
No Musk would actually totally be the type to say he's invented cloning and it's just a worse version of IV fertilisation he's forced some engineers to cook up for him
The Boys From Brazil II: Silicon Valley Boogaloo
The only surprising thing would be techbros actually accomplishing something actually groundbreaking instead of just putting a new coat of paint on labour exploitation.
What am I saying, their clone would probably just be a man from an exploited country, who they've put in whiteface and slapped a moustache on.
(CW: child violence) Edit: Startup idea!
"Kill baby Hitler!" We make a test tube baby with some Hitler DNA and then we let people murder it. Literally killing baby Hitler!Oh fuck I just made a Rick & Morty sketch, didn't I?
I believe the most likely outcome would be a techbro LARPing as Hitler's clone and doing some cosmetic surgery to look the part, and maybe even explain away any discrepancies with techno woo about genetic grafting or something.
Have you seen Er Ist Wieder Da? (He Is Back) Its sort of related to your scenario. Decently funny and the ending made a bunch of people mad
Look Who's Back is the localized English title in case anyone is looking for the movie
Ah thanks!
What was the ending?
Nothing crazy, just a clip of a German version of the Unite The Right rally, some AFD rallies and some other right wing things that were relevant at the time and Hitler saying "now this, this I can work with"
Some people got big mad and allegedly it inspired this sketch though I don't think they're related
That reminds of when Strange New Worlds presented the bad times before United Earth and the Federation by showing the Jan 6 chud riot. The MAGAts malded sooooo hard.
It's always fun when it happens
I remember when Rogue One was called "Anti-Trump propaganda" by the usual chuds. What a self-own.
Nuh uh
Isn't Germany growing their own new Hitler literally right now almost 100 years to the start of the Third Reich? That one techbro jackass with all the race science shit?
The fucked up thing is I don't know which one you mean here.
Description doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd hope
I don’t like BINGO anymore
They gotta do it, it's the only way to pass progressive policy!
It's just like, they yell at us constantly and then they anoint someone who gets up in front of the world and says shit like this. There's nothing we could possibly do to them that's worse than what they do to themselves.