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[-] jolliver_bromwell@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago

god i wanna hit him with a 2x4 so badly

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

From watching carpentry YouTube videos, I learned that most 2x4s in north America are lower quality because they're made from younger trees and because they're pine, they're very soft wood. What the people on the videos recommend is taking a 2x10 that's made from stronger wood, cutting two 2x4s from each edge, and then using that to smack JD Vance in the face.

[-] jolliver_bromwell@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

thank you for your service rat-salute-2

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

God, you go to the hardware store and 90% of the lumber is all warped to shit. You have to sort through a forest to find enough good pieces to use

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

What a waste. You could be using it to build a guillotine instead.

[-] jolliver_bromwell@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

I’m gonna use the 2x10 method described by @TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net so there will be plenty left over to finish the job

this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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