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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 56 points 4 days ago

Once again, every JD Vance story I hear involves him somehow putting down his children or generally being a bad dad. And that's the stuff I hear out of his own mouth.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't want any kids near him.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

I feel sorry for those kids for real

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Am I missing something? This doesn’t sound like he’s shitting on his kid for playing pretend, it sounds like he’s shitting on young trans people by equating a child with gender dysphoria with a child playing pretend.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

I assume he thought it was a clever joke to call his own children "batshit insane" but it kind of sounds like a Freudian slip. After all - he's describing the normal fantasy life little kids have. Plus there's what UlyssesT said.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

He's associating trans people with "playing pretend" which is both fucked up and by subtext condemning both.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

He's using his kids to provide a negative example of behavior that he thinks shouldn't be taken seriously.

[-] jolliver_bromwell@hexbear.net 45 points 4 days ago

god i wanna hit him with a 2x4 so badly

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

From watching carpentry YouTube videos, I learned that most 2x4s in north America are lower quality because they're made from younger trees and because they're pine, they're very soft wood. What the people on the videos recommend is taking a 2x10 that's made from stronger wood, cutting two 2x4s from each edge, and then using that to smack JD Vance in the face.

[-] jolliver_bromwell@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

thank you for your service rat-salute-2

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

God, you go to the hardware store and 90% of the lumber is all warped to shit. You have to sort through a forest to find enough good pieces to use

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

What a waste. You could be using it to build a guillotine instead.

[-] jolliver_bromwell@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

I’m gonna use the 2x10 method described by @TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net so there will be plenty left over to finish the job

[-] D61@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

No JD, you get your kid a kick ass dino suit like a real fuckin' father would. shocked-dino

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Or just tar and feather your child, same end result

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago

Baby Vance: Daddy, I want to be a dinosaur for Halloween

JD: Those disgusting transgenders have gotten their hooks in my poor son. He thinks he’s a dinosaur!

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 44 points 5 days ago
[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 51 points 5 days ago

Bit idea: dad who's totally supportive of his daughter transition but disowns her for rooting for the DAMN YANKEES!

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Unironically a more respectable guy

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Trans daughter comes to thanksgiving in a Yankees cap.

Dad: "I don't have a daughter anyone!"

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 43 points 5 days ago

The pure existance of people like me or lgbt folks turns these ghouls like into a hell of their own making

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago
[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago

"i refuse to let my children watch movies. that is not "peacemaker", it is john cena, an actor and agent for the chinese communist party of chinese china. that is not a "hot chick" it is rob schenider. no more giving in to these PC labels"

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

How long is it going to take to undo all the lies and ignorance these assholes spout? Transgender / NB people are not playing pretend it is not a fetish. This is who they are it is innate. Hard coded. You can't pray the trans / NB away. You can't conversion therapy the trans / NB away.

Those who preach the loudest are the worst offenders so I want to know what skeletons JD has hiding in his closet. Every single time you get a loud ass hate spewer like this there's some rent boy or caught a club or something projection

Religion Gone Bad by Mel White - he was a ghost writer for Christian evangelicals. He witnessed these hate spewers go on radio stations and do their hour long lying and hate spewing only to catch them making out on the couch later. Wasn't just isolated incidents either. When confronted they said "don't believe everything you hear on the radio".

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

How long is it going to take to undo all the lies and ignorance these assholes spout?

Given that these same people still believe being gay is a choice, they won't, and they will never learn.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

How long is it going to take to undo all the lies and ignorance these assholes spout?

2-3 generations after they get released from re-education camps.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

Just imagine what a billionaire blood boy like Vance thinks an ideal society looks like. Just imagine.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

More so than Vance - Peter Thiel. He's the one running this campaign. From Vance to Musk to Trump. A gay man running a transphobic campaign. Just fucking barbara-pit

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

That billionaire vampire is on the record saying that Dae Le Epic Singularity(tm) would have happened already if only feeemales never got the right to vote.

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Thiel is the evil universe version of George Soros.

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

You'd get FEATHERS on dinosaur HRT anyway

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

Did he really say this? Incredible...

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

Oh look. Their one joke.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

Reactionaries are always opposed to imagination in all forms.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Anti-trans brainworms strikes again.

Death to America.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

violently resisting the urge to be a fedora atheist and make fun of him praying

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I’m in favor of the pro-dinosaur agenda so I would

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