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Now your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election. (hexbear.net)
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[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

there's a difference between "randomly" and "by chance"

This lawyer should be thrown into jail for such an advanced case of lawyer brain

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sophistry was such a hated practice in ancient Greece that sometimes sophists got stabbed and the local authorities would just look the other way because their bullshit artistry was that repulsive.

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I am now a Greek statue reply guy. RETURN.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

It's like a magic trick your Honour, we shuffle the deck of cards, we know where the cards are

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